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Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live [satire]
Babylon Bee ^
| December 11, 2020
Posted on 12/12/2020 10:54:03 PM PST by grundle
U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.
The babies got the idea from how major media networks reliably frame their coverage of state executions of death row inmates, no matter the details of their depraved and demonic crimes they committed while they were alive and free.
“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.”
“The only way people get attention these days is if they set up an autonomous zone or torch some cop cars or stand in traffic,’ said the ultrasound technician. “Criminal activity is simply the voice of the unheard.”
When the nation’s liberals began to see these little death row inmates in their sonograms, they immediately began championing their fundamental human right to life by picketing outside their closest Planned Parenthood.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: abortion; babylonbee; deathpenalty; sweetbabies
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posted on
12/12/2020 10:54:03 PM PST
by
grundle
To: grundle
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posted on
12/12/2020 11:09:40 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(2020 - The year of massive frauds. Impeachment - masks - lockdowns - Biden - elections...)
To: grundle
But now I want to abort them. /s
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posted on
12/12/2020 11:14:37 PM PST
by
UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
(White Privilege does NOT begin with Being White but when you ACT "WHITE"! So, -- ACT "WHITE"!)
To: grundle
Liberals provide endless material for the masters of satire.
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posted on
12/12/2020 11:24:55 PM PST
by
NautiNurse
(It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
12/12/2020 11:26:17 PM PST
by
bitt
( Let every child of the Republic LEARN TO LIVE FOR HIS GOD, his land and Union.)
To: grundle
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posted on
12/12/2020 11:39:44 PM PST
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: grundle
Sadly so true. Liberals are deadly.
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posted on
12/13/2020 1:51:26 AM PST
by
Amberdawn
(Want To Honor Our Troops? Then Be A Citizen Worth Fighting For.)
To: grundle
“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.” “The only way people get attention these days is if they set up an autonomous zone or torch some cop cars or stand in traffic,’ said the ultrasound technician. “Criminal activity is simply the voice of the unheard.” When the nation’s liberals began to see these little death row inmates in their sonograms, they immediately began championing their fundamental human right to life by picketing outside their closest Planned Parenthood. Excellent parody, because the analogy is true to life.
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posted on
12/13/2020 4:56:32 AM PST
by
daniel1212
(Trust the risen Lord Jesus to save you as a damned and destitute sinner + be baptized + follow Him)
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