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Joe Biden Tries to Quote Book in the Bible, It Goes Horribly Wrong
Red State.com ^ | November 25, 2020 | Nick Arama

Posted on 11/27/2020 7:47:55 AM PST by Kaslin

Joe Biden was playing at being president today, giving a ‘Thanksgiving message.’

But Joe Biden being Joe Biden meant that not only was he falsely assuming a role he didn’t have, namely president, but that he also was going to just completely mess it up.

First, he told people it was their “patriotic duty” to “forego family traditions” for Thanksgiving because of the Wuhan coronavirus.

en urges nation to 'forgo family traditions' on Thanksgiving https://t.co/B6FcGnsd4T pic.twitter.com/n9Se6vCdNB

— New York Post (@nypost) November 25, 2020

They couldn’t even get the attempted “halo” picture right with the pictures, instead it came out looking like old Joe had sprouted horns.

Biden said, “We find ourselves again facing a long, hard winter.”

Yes, if Biden were to be president, it definitely would be a “long hard winter.” Despite claiming he was about “unity,” he once again took the opportunity to attack President Donald Trump. “[T]his grim season of demonization and division” under Trump “is going to give way to a year of light” and a “more compassionate chapter in the life of our nation,” Biden declared.

But as to the virus, we’re in a much better position because of President Donald Trump and his Operation Warp Speed facilitating finding vaccines which are anticipated to start being distributed within a couple of weeks.

But then “devout Catholic” Biden really went over the slide when he tried to quote the Psalms. Or perhaps I should say The “Palms.”

"Devout Catholic" Joe Biden doesn't know the "P" in "Psalmist" is silent, not the "s". pic.twitter.com/kp9MZi3NvQ

— Howie Carr (@HowieCarrShow) November 25, 2020

Oh my. He’s clearly reading off a teleprompter again and has absolutely no idea what he’s even saying.

Someone needs to tell the devout Catholic how to pronounce the word.

The longer clip is even more empty platitudes promising everything after having done nothing for 47 years.

"We're gonna finally root out systemic racism…We can pushclaim [sic]. The palmist [sic]. With the palmist [sic] who wrote. These following words: 'The Lord is my strength and my shield. And with my song I give thanks to him'…Our song shall be of lives saved." @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/cx46aggQdu

— Woke Preacher Clips (@WokePreacherTV) November 25, 2020

So where’s the media coverage to mock Biden like they would have mocked Trump had he said this?

Answer: you know they’re not even going to go there.

But that didn’t stop people on Twitter.

Palmist — could be talking about Toobin https://t.co/pMmJmuv0kH

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) November 26, 2020

Biden quotes from the Palmist. They;ll have to put him back in the basement. https://t.co/bAU5U9d9MJ

— Stephen McIntyre (@ClimateAudit) November 26, 2020

Palmist’s everywhere right now pic.twitter.com/ch5iHzGQZh

— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) November 26, 2020

"PALMIST" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

you're an idiot & a fake Catholic 🖕 https://t.co/3Yjg8gN2oU pic.twitter.com/bGhLCdNnAA

— KiSSABLE 💋 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@StrangeH4B1T) November 25, 2020

Here's the "palmist" in all of us… pic.twitter.com/XWEPbDRm5F

— Nigel Cornelius (@Nigel_Cornelius) November 26, 2020


TOPICS: Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: biden; coronavirus; darkwinter; longhardwinter; palmist; thanksgiving; thanksgivingaddress; wuhan
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1 posted on 11/27/2020 7:47:55 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

We were hysterical at Joe’s deeply religious sermonette at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. Imagine pushing age 80 and not know “Psalms”.

And Trump was ridiculed endless when he said, “One Corinthians”.


2 posted on 11/27/2020 7:50:43 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ("FRAUD VITIATES EVERYTHING." Landmark case - SCOTUS/ U.S. v. Throckmorton)
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To: Kaslin

Chairman Jao, like his close business partner Chairman XI, wouldn’t know the Scriptures if it hit em in the head. Both are godless communists.


3 posted on 11/27/2020 7:52:18 AM PST by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: Kaslin

What an utter obsequious tool.


4 posted on 11/27/2020 7:54:21 AM PST by ecomcon
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To: Kaslin
No kidding about the botched halo..


5 posted on 11/27/2020 7:54:45 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Kaslin

Hunter Biden preferred feet to palms.


6 posted on 11/27/2020 7:54:47 AM PST by boycott
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To: Kaslin
Old Joe is quoting the "Palmist."

Now we know where he is getting his inspiration from!

At least he's a step up from Hillary, who got hers from seances.

7 posted on 11/27/2020 7:55:00 AM PST by Jess Kitting
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To: Kaslin

it appears joe biden is all palms...


8 posted on 11/27/2020 7:57:21 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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9 posted on 11/27/2020 7:57:46 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Yep.
This is the guy who won more votes any other candidate in US history.
Right.
Sure.


10 posted on 11/27/2020 7:58:19 AM PST by Little Ray (The Left and Right no longer have anything in common. A House divided against itself cannot stand.)
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To: Kaslin

“So where’s the media coverage to mock Biden”

If he tries to defy the loony left ..they will do more than mock him....


11 posted on 11/27/2020 8:00:48 AM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: Kaslin

Joe has been taking too much Pilocybin making him pychotic. He really needs a pychotherapy from a pychiratrist, or at least a clinical pychologist, to overcome his thoughts of being the peudo-president.


12 posted on 11/27/2020 8:01:45 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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To: BenLurkin

Possessed elf?


13 posted on 11/27/2020 8:02:37 AM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

That’s a keeper. Thanks.


14 posted on 11/27/2020 8:04:28 AM PST by gloryblaze
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To: Kaslin

Joe’s a pro-abortion devout Catholic and the Catholic church recognizes him?...Says a lot about both.


15 posted on 11/27/2020 8:06:54 AM PST by lewislynn ( It's not your color stupid, it's your attitude.)
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Hypocrisy is alive and well in organized religion.


16 posted on 11/27/2020 8:09:59 AM PST by lewislynn ( It's not your color stupid, it's your attitude.)
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To: Kaslin

This is just a template for everything Pedophile Joe says: Joe Biden Tries to Quote >>insert quote<<, It Goes Horribly Wrong. A corollary is: Joe Biden Reads from Teleprompter, It Goes Horribly Wrong.


17 posted on 11/27/2020 8:10:09 AM PST by ConservativeInPA (The Republic is at a pivot point. Either you stand for freedom or die in slavery. )
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To: Kaslin

Biden wouldn’t know the Bible if Jill turned into a pillar of salt.


18 posted on 11/27/2020 8:10:33 AM PST by karnage
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To: Kaslin

Joe Biden is and always has been an idiot; and now he’s senile. He’s just what we need for a president.


19 posted on 11/27/2020 8:13:25 AM PST by CharlesI (They're not liberals, they're leftists and elitists!)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Hahahahaha...


20 posted on 11/27/2020 8:14:51 AM PST by SueRae (An administration like no other.)
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