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Biden Election Puts ‘Great Reset’ within Reach [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Nov 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2020 10:15:23 AM PST by John Semmens

Former Secretary of State John Kerry hailed Biden’s win over Trump in the 2020 election as “the spark that will give birth to the Great Reset that so many world leaders have been touting” and professed himself “blessed to be alive at the dawn of an extremely exciting time.”

“We are going to transform the United States and the globe away from the chaotic interlude of ‘America first’ and its insidious fomentation of selfish individualism that Trump tried to force on everyone,” Kerry bragged. “By electing Biden voters have voiced their disdain for the wrong turn taken after the 2016 election. The 80 million votes for the Biden-Harris ticket reveal an enthusiasm for a new, more socially united, and collectivist lifestyle that even the most astute observers did not predict. The day when the whole world is united in thought, word, and deed is at hand.”

European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen says she is encouraged “that we will have a friend in the White House who will cooperate with our agenda to bring industry under social control, monitor and enforce proper behavior, and ensure that the Earth’s bounty is distributed more equitably. The notion that persons who are born smarter, stronger, and more enterprising should be permitted to hoard what they produce is inherently unjust. All humans have needs. It is up to enlightened leaders like ourselves to determine how these needs can be met. Taking from those who have more than they need and giving to those who have less is the obvious answer.”

New York Times columnist Ben Smith boasted that “the mainstream media institutions have become a bit more confident in trying to set the national agenda, trying to establish priorities that they think are the priorities rather than simply reporting the ‘news.’ The media’s greater dedication toward humanity’s ultimate destiny was demonstrated by the almost universal refusal to cover the Hunter Biden scandal. An unbiased approach could have undermined, or at least severely delayed, progress toward achieving the Great Reset.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; greatresetbutton; satire; socialism; tyranny

1 posted on 11/21/2020 10:15:23 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“The notion that persons who are born smarter, stronger, and more enterprising should be permitted to hoard what they produce is inherently unjust.”

Good one John, except that’s no parody, it’s what they really think.


2 posted on 11/21/2020 10:35:01 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: aquila48

As per usual, almost none of semi-satire is parody.


3 posted on 11/21/2020 11:04:49 AM PST by A strike (FrontTowardEnemy)
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To: John Semmens

All this talk of Great Reset is smoke and mirrors.
Trump is the Great Resetter. And he is actually opposed by these low-lifes calling for a reset.
IOW - they are trying to hijack a term that is uniquely applicable to Trump.
In the world of Trump - Great Reset is the same as Draining the Swamp.


4 posted on 11/21/2020 12:31:32 PM PST by Honest Nigerian
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