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Cuomo Wins Emmy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Nov 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2020 1:32:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) has won this year's International Emmy® Founders Award for his "dramatic and convincing portrayal of a man who cares about people" during the 111 daily briefings he gave on the COVID-19 pandemic earlier this year.

International Academy President & CEO, Bruce L. Paisner said "Gov. Cuomo effectively created television shows, with characters, plot lines, and stories of success and failure. The way he wheedled more than his state's fair share of medical equipment out of a befuddled President Trump was masterful. The quantities of ventilators and hospital beds he persuaded Trump to hand over resulted in a massive unused surplus unmatched by anything seen in any other state. It was a genuinely spellbinding performance."

The Founder's Award is presented to an individual or organization who "crosses cultural boundaries to touch our common humanity." Previous recipients include former Vice President Al Gore, Oprah Winfrey, and Steven Spielberg.

Not everyone was impressed by Cuomo's performance. President Trump was especially critical, pointing out that "it was the ingenuity and generosity of the federal coronavirus response team that made it possible for the State of New York to escape the health disaster that Gov. Cuomo's improvidence would have inflicted on its inhabitants. It is the benefactor, not the beggar, who deserves credit for the lives that were saved."

The Emmy Award wasn't the only unmerited commendation the Governor received this year. Despite his imposition of a cruel and excessive lockdown of the state's economy that forced thousands of small businesses into bankruptcy and caused tens of thousands of wage earners to lose their jobs, Cuomo has been rewarded with a $25,000/year raise in his salary. This will make his $250,000 annual pay the highest for any governor in the country.

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: covid; cuomo; satire; trump

1 posted on 11/21/2020 1:32:13 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 11/21/2020 1:34:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Well, his performance IS an act.


3 posted on 11/21/2020 1:51:13 AM PST by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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To: fwdude
Well, his performance IS an act.

I was going to say the same thing. Cuomo himself is a satire.

4 posted on 11/21/2020 2:11:24 AM PST by gw-ington (The Office of the President-Elect gw-ington and Vice President-Elect Loch Ness Monster)
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To: John Semmens

He wins a Dummy Award.


5 posted on 11/21/2020 2:45:43 AM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: rfp1234

He wins Fredo Award.


6 posted on 11/21/2020 4:51:05 AM PST by gcparent (Justice Amy Coney Barrett)
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To: John Semmens
Cuomo Wins Emmy [semi-satire]. One wonders what favor that was re payment for?

Payoffs for politicians...makes the world go round 🤮

7 posted on 11/21/2020 5:32:43 AM PST by GoldenPup
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To: John Semmens

I think the article meant to say he was nominated for an enema,he always looks constipated, just my guess


8 posted on 11/21/2020 7:08:06 AM PST by bobbytunes
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To: John Semmens
The media's greater dedication toward humanity's ultimate destiny was demonstrated by the almost universal refusal to cover the Hunter Biden scandal. An unbiased approach could have undermined, or at least severely delayed, progress toward achieving the Great Reset."

I don't think we can count this as "satire", John. Similar versions likely heard in every news room across the Country.

Thanks for another fine column.

9 posted on 11/21/2020 9:16:38 AM PST by Seaplaner
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To: John Semmens

Cuomo would deserve a Medal of Honor if America was at war with New York nursing home residents.


10 posted on 11/21/2020 3:20:40 PM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: John Semmens

What did he get it for? Sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper?


11 posted on 11/24/2020 7:12:20 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
What did he get it for?

He played the part of an ignorant buffoon lawmaker to a tee.

12 posted on 11/24/2020 7:15:21 AM PST by 1Old Pro ( )
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