Most Extensive Voter Fraud Organization in History [semi-satire]

The massive "irregularities" that have cropped up in how Democrats have handled the counting of votes in several crucial "swing states" have cast a cloud of doubt over the outcome of the presidential election. Trump built up massive leads in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin as election day came to an end. After most people went to bed, Democrats got busy implementing what their presidential candidate Joe Biden described as "the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

In Detroit, a fleet of vans delivered 200,000 votes that unanimously went for Biden. Lest anyone become suspicious, the vote counters papered over the windows "to avert people getting an erroneous impression of what is going on inside." City police abetted the fraud by keeping GOP poll watchers out of the mailed-in ballot processing center.

In Shiawassee County, an extra zero was attached to Biden's vote total—giving him ten-times the actual number of votes he received. In Antrim County, a "computer glitch" subtracted 6,000 votes from Trump. Sixty-one other Michigan counties use the same computer program. Dominion Voting Systems, the software company responsible for these "glitches" also has contracts to handle ballot counting in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada.

And, as usual, a 14,000-strong cohort of deceased voters in Detroit went 100% for Biden. Gov. Whitmer (D) hailed "the patriotism of these voters whose concern for their country persists even after death."

In defiance of a state law requiring mailed-in ballots be received before the close of the polls, Pennsylvania Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar unilaterally extended the deadline to three days after the polls closed, waived the requirement that these mailed ballots be postmarked, and instructed poll workers to ignore discrepancies between the named voters' signatures on file and the signatures on the ballot envelopes. She explained that "these measures were essential. For one, we needed the extra time to find out how many additional votes would be needed to avert an undesirable outcome and for our volunteers to be able to fill in the Biden-Harris bubbles on hundreds of thousands of ballots. And dispensing with the postmark and signature requirements made it impossible to distinguish the post-election ballots from legitimate ballots."

Poll workers in many districts illegally barred Republican poll watchers from getting near enough to see what was going on despite an explicit court order affirming the Republicans' right to a "meaningful observation opportunity," which was defined as "no more than six feet from where the vote counters are doing the counting." Democratic poll watcher Brian Mchafferty blamed the illegal barring of poll watchers on "corruption at the highest levels in the city of Philadelphia."

On NBC News, Chuck Todd and Lester Holt agreed that "votes are being manufactured for Biden," but suggested that "it probably doesn't amount to more than 20,000 or so," and expressed "doubt that it would reverse the end result since in Philadelphia Biden appears to be getting the votes of 100% of registered Democrats, 100% of registered independents, 100% of those registered to a third party and 25% of registered Republicans. That math alone tells us that there is no way Trump could win Pennsylvania's electoral votes."

In 2019 the Wisconsin Elections Commission (WEC) decided it would ignore a state law requiring the removal of the names of 234,000 people who had died or moved from the state's voter rolls. WEC Chairwoman Ann Jacobs explained that "just because a person has died or moved out of state doesn't mean they have no further interest in participating in our elections."

Like in Michigan, there was a 4 am arrival of over 100,000 votes for the Democratic ticket. In Milwaukee seven wards recorded more votes cast than there are registered voters and in two there were twice as many votes as there are registered voters—a phenomenon that Jacobs attributed to "historically high voter enthusiasm."

"During most of the campaign Trump mocked my mental capacity, saying I'm not competent to run the country," former Vice-President Joe Biden recalled. "Now he is reaping the consequences of underestimating me. I told him what we were going to do, but I guess he didn't take me seriously. I wonder how he feels now having been beaten by the man he called 'the worst presidential candidate in America's history.'"

In related news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) has called for "election reform legislation that will shield the kind of activities that ensured that Joe Biden will be our next president from future criticism." Specifically, she is advocating nationwide election rules that would require every state to allow all convicted felons to vote, allow voters to register on election day, bar purging people who have moved from voter rolls, mandate unlimited early voting, ban imposing any restrictions or limits on vote-by-mail, block state legislatures from participating in redistricting, and criminalize political speech that might discourage anyone from voting Democrat. "Once these new federal rules are in place the kind of criticisms and challenges we are now seeing from Trump and the Republicans will forever be both futile and illegal," Pelosi boasted.

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SOME OF THE DEMOCRAP VOTER FRAUD PRACTICED TODAY:

Chinese voter registration drive credited with flipping VA

In Michigan, the SoS gives drivers licenses. The SoS is registering everyone up to vote unless they specifically say they would not like to be signed up. This has led to voter registration cards being set up even if not signed by the potential voter.

For the May ballot, the governor has mandated absentee ballots be mailed to every new registrant even if they have not asked to be registered or to receive an absentee ballot.

Soros OWNS electronic voting machines he leases to over 25 states.

People wandering the Malls are ‘registering’ voters; getting paid for each one. NO ID is asked for & people can register more than once.

There is NO system in place for death certificates to be forwarded to the Registrar of Voters to REMOVE a dead person from the voting rolls.

Voter fraud and election experts detailed findings from a cyber/forensic investigation reveal
compromised voting machines in 2018 (and quite probably, in the recent KY and LA governors' races).
(1) security protections in voting machines were disabled,
(2) penetration and manipulation of actual vote tabulations was and is possible, and
(3) evidence already exists that votes were surreptitiously, electronically manipulated to change election results.

Broward Fla 2018 was a dress rehearsal for massive 2020 voter fraud:
<><> Expect voter fraud in every single district with a Dem supervisor of elections.
<><> Dems will find sympathetic ballot printers, they’ll shred ones from the military.
<><> put people on notice NOW so more people are watching for it.

ELSEWHERE:
<><> buying homes in needed voting districts then busing in illegals as tenant/voters;
<><> illegal aliens added from voter registration DMV database -
<><> 175,000 purged voters put back on registration by Bevin opponent, now democrat governor Andy Beshear when he was KY AG.
<><> Repub Woman married to an Immigrant (not eligible to vote) moved out of Kentucky and unregistered as a precaution.
<><> yet she and her Immigrant husband both ”voted“ Democrat in Kentucky, though they lived elsewhere.
<><> dems have absentee ballots sent to PO Boxes, are discarded, then retrieved by vote fraudsters.
<><> modern-day slavery--herding native African into rubber dinghys--- to be sold in America as Democrat voters

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Electronic fraud is rampant:
Dems calculate how many votes they are behind, how many votes still to be counted,
<><> they then trigger fraudulent software to fractionalize at random the votes being counted…... in just the right proportion to steal the election.
<><> One method of triggering is uploading a ballot that is marked completely illogically to the election management system to start the random shading routine.
<><>crooked software also survives check-sums and other elementary security checks.
<><> coded machines that gave every tenth vote to Hillary.

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