Posted on 11/01/2020 9:33:48 AM PST by John Semmens
In a move even the creative writers at CNN are finding hard to explain, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s campaign has taken a dark turn.
First he predicted “a dark winter of disease and discontent” and told voters that “I am the only man qualified to lead America through to the other side.” Then he aired a campaign ad featuring Hitler saluting marching Nazi troops. Then to top it off he shouted “America is dead” through a bullhorn to a paltry handful of supporters at a so-called drive-by “rally” in Iowa. Finally, he bragged that “we have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
Campaign manager Greg Schultz struggled to put a positive spin on these aberrant remarks, saying that “after seven months of pandemic hysteria the voting public is searching for an appropriate characterization of what the future holds for them. To people who have been largely sheltering in place during this time things look bleak. Joe identifies with their feelings and is trying to communicate in words they will understand.”
“Just the other day Joe saw a video of some Goth youngsters and realized that their dark attitude and outlook on life, their sadness and depression was precisely the way every American should feel at this point in history,” Schultz explained. “His grasp of this concept was the inspiration for turning his campaign in this new direction as we near America’s final destination.”
In preparation for the dark days to come under a Biden Administration, Governor Phil Murphy (D-NJ) signed a bill that will release thousands of prison inmates beginning November 4th. Murphy called the prisoner release “a modest step toward achieving the new reality that a Democratic sweep of the elections will usher in. Combined with defunding the police, the decriminalization of crime that has been pioneered by Gov. Newsom in California, and can be copied by other Democrats around the nation, we will reshape America in ways few thought possible just a few years ago.”
Meanwhile, three Democratic governors—Katie Brown in Oregon, Jay Inslee in Washington, and Steve Sisolak in Nevada have joined Gov. Newsom’s plan “to boycott any COVID vaccine approved by the Trump Administration.” Brown explained that “such a vaccine will give people a false sense of confidence that they can go about their lives without abiding by the Democratic Party’s time-tested directives to lock down, stay home, and wear masks at all times. Joe Biden understands this. That’s why voters need to get on-board with his vision for America’s future.”
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Meanwhile, three Democratic governors—Katie Brown in Oregon, Jay Inslee in Washington, and Steve Sisolak in Nevada have joined Gov. Newsom’s plan “to boycott any COVID vaccine approved by the Trump Administration.”
Gonna be a long four years in captivity for CA, NV, WA, and OR residents. Hope they stashed away a few crackers or something.
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