Posted on 10/28/2020 10:38:15 AM PDT by John Semmens
Lacy Johnson, the Republican challenger to Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn), complains that "Rep. Omar has been dodging all of my requests to engage in a debate to help voters view both candidates answering questions about the policies they support and how they will affect Minnesotans. She is one of only two holdouts among the state's eight-member congressional delegation—both of them Democrats—who have refused to participate in a debate."
Omar brushed off Johnson's complaint, calling it "the mewling whining of a loser. The fact is that our campaign has discovered that debates are an inefficient method for interacting with voters. We have found that a simple offer of cash in exchange for each vote bypasses the meaningless chit-chat that occurs in debates and gives voters a real and more substantial reason to support my reelection."
In late September Project Veritas released an undercover video showing a ballot harvester for Omar's campaign offering $200 to a voter in exchange for his absentee ballot. The ballot harvester explained that "the honest purchase of votes is very popular among the thousands of Somali immigrants in Rep. Omar's district." He went on to justify the clearly illegal scheme on the grounds that "reelecting Rep. Omar is our only defense against Jews taking over the world."
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