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Clapper Makes a Fool of Himself [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 October 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/27/2020 10:36:21 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former Obama Administration Director of National Intelligence (DNI) James Clapper and 50 other former intelligence officials have signed a letter asserting that the disclosure of the emails and videos on Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop is "Russian disinformation."

"The fact that these emails and such have been verified to have been authored or received by Hunter Biden doesn't change my opinion," Clapper asserted. "After all, Hillary Clinton's emails were real, but we all concluded that the Russians were involved in making them public. They could just as easily be orchestrating the events leading up to the laptop being discovered and its contents revealed."

"Here's how I think they did it," Clapper continued. "First, they get Hunter high on crack. He later spills his beer on his laptop. He takes it to a repair shop and signs a work order authorizing the repair. After the repairman calls to say the work is done the Russians convince Hunter not to pay the bill by giving him a new and better laptop. They know that under the terms of the work order failure to make payment within 90 days will result in forfeiture of ownership. The repairman is then free to do whatever he wants with it. The Russians call him and suggest that he turn it over to Rudy Giuliani, which he does. Logically, I think I've presented an airtight case. My 50 co-signers agree."

"The bottom line is that the knowledge of the Biden's misdeeds has been illicitly discovered," Clapper concluded. "As such, all knowledge of these crimes must be expunged from the record. This is how the crimes committed by Hillary Clinton were expunged by the Mueller investigative team. Deviating from this tried and true protocol at this late date would harm national security by exposing too many high-ranking members of the ruling elite to public scorn. The damage to the nation's reputation would be severe. The laptop should be destroyed and every person privy to its contents must be ordered to forget whatever they have seen."

Current DNI John Ratcliffe called Clapper's letter and reasoning "a ridiculous and harebrained theory. I've seen the contents of the laptop. They are a genuine and damning trove of evidence detailing numerous improper actions on the part of several in the Biden family, including former Vice-President Joe Biden. Further investigation and, potentially, prosecution are warranted."

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; clinton; intel; russia; satire; trump

1 posted on 10/27/2020 10:36:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They are all trying to cover for OBAMA.


2 posted on 10/27/2020 11:08:45 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

At least AOC has the honesty to admit they intend to pack the Supreme Court. More honest than Biden.

https://www.lenorathompsonwriter.com/beyondnarcissism/cryin-chuck-schumer-calls-amy-coney-barretts-supreme-court-confirmation-one-of-the-darkest-days-such-aspearl-harbor-911


3 posted on 10/27/2020 11:25:02 AM PDT by Lenora Thompson (Conservative essays with humor!)
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