[CheshireTheCat]

It was such low quality cheese that even the raccoons and skunks didn’t eat it.

[dsrtsage]

Mmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese

[Viking2002]

Oh, you mean that food pantry stuff that won’t melt even under the broiler, and you can use it as emergency roof patch? That on our list of things you never skimp on, like toilet paper and garbage bags. Some things in life cannot be compromised.