Posted on 10/03/2020 10:48:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) says "I am not busting my chops to become majority leader to do very little or nothing. We are going to get a whole lot done. Everything, everything is on the table." Moves already suggested by various members of the Democratic Party and the media include making Washington, DC and Puerto Rico states, ending the Senate filibuster, expanding the number of Supreme Court justices and adding enough progressive judges to ensure a Democratic majority.
Schumer called these proposals "just a start. I have been thinking about the idea of making China a state. The billion plus population would provide as many progressive votes as we could ever need. The majority of the House of Representatives would be Chinese. The majority of electoral votes would be cast by the Chinese. The anarchic and anti-social ideas of the Republicans would be forever silenced."
"Some skeptics wonder what's in it for China," the Senator said. "Why would they consent to being just one of the United States? Well, as the dominant state they would be able to mold US policy into one more agreeable to their interests from the inside. The need for them to build up a military force sufficient to defeat the United States would be eliminated. They could get what they want without having to go to war."
Schumer contended that "the benefit of lasting world peace that would flow from such a unification would be the greatest gift to humanity that has ever been delivered by anyone. I would expect that both Xi and I would be runaway winners of the most important Nobel Peace Prize ever awarded."
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Uh, schmuckee and “busting my chops”? Doesn’t work for me. Besides, does he not adhere to avoiding pork? Or are we talking different chops. :-)
Laugh.
They win this election and you will be looking at a packed SCOTUS, 2 new states with 4 Democratic senators and an end to the electoral college.
So a permanent Democratic majority is not that far fetched.
There’s a fine line between satirizing their conduct and giving them ideas.
Maybe at Gitmo.
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