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Wallace Blames Trump for Unruly Debate [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 October 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/02/2020 11:56:35 PM PDT by John Semmens

Chris Wallace, the Fox News personality that moderated the presidential debate between President Trump and former Vice-President Joe Biden, blamed Trump for the cacophony of angry voices talking over each other that took place at the event.

"Granted, Mr. Biden was the first to break the rules about interrupting, but in my judgment he deserved a little leeway given his diminished mental capacity compared to Trump," Wallace contended. "And yes, I did more interrupting than either of the candidates did, but I was just trying to level the playing field by fact-checking what I considered Trump's misleading and inaccurate statements."

As an example of what he maintained justified him siding with Biden, Wallace said that "if a former vice-president says he will not answer my question it it up to me to press him if I feel it is warranted. It was improper for Trump to chime in demanding that Mr. Biden answer my question. Trump was attempting to invade my turf."

"Likewise, Trump's irritation on being repeatedly asked to denounce white power extremism was unjustified," Wallace asserted. "Sure, I asked him the same thing in the 2016 debate and many of my colleagues in the media have done the same thing dozens of times since then. And yes, Trump has denounced white extremism every time he's been asked, but what is wrong about us wanting to hear it again? As for Mr. Biden refusing to denounce Antifa, well I'm with him on that. Antifa is just an idea. To my mind we don't denounce ideas. That would be a violation of freedom of speech."

"I think the greatest loss, though, was that the viewers did not get to hear me ask all of the questions I had in my book," Wallace lamented. "My staff spent many hours crafting questions precisely tailored for each candidate. If it hadn't been for Trump's insistence that he be heard I could've put a stake through the heart of the monster that has misgoverned this country the last four years."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,416128.new.html#new


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bias; biden; satire; trump; wallace

1 posted on 10/02/2020 11:56:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 10/02/2020 11:58:18 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Pot meet Kettle......


3 posted on 10/02/2020 11:59:24 PM PDT by CarmichaelPatriot (Recovering Kalifornian... Loving Alabama!)
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To: John Semmens

A monkey with a buzzer would have made a better moderator.


4 posted on 10/03/2020 1:03:58 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: John Semmens; All

William...er Mike...er Chrissy Wallace should have a LIFETIME BAN FROM PROGRAMMING. Too obvious PSYOPPERS.

He is EVIL. Face-WORDS-Deeds

I must admit, having not watched teehee PROGRAMMING in 8 years, I walk around and feel like I’m living in some DYSTOPIAN ZOMBIE WORLD.

Stay safe, alert, focused, not distracted, HEALTHY...AND...ARMED. Just stay alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

We have government? Are they afraid of we the people (liberty) or are we afraid of government (tyranny)?

For what it’s worth...

There’s something happening here
But what it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
A-telling me, I got to beware

I think it’s time we stop
Children, what’s that sound?
Everybody look what’s going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
Step out of line, the man come and take you away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY&list=RDgp5JCrSXkJY

Yesterday...

Please Do Not Move The Furniture.

This area has been properly distanced for your safety.

(ALL CAPS)...
PER GOVERNMENT ORDER, YOU MUST COSUME YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE SEATED

Go to MGM casino big lounge in the middle of casino.

BTW I hit on 6 out of 7 machines...ended up +$7.00 and change...but had to claw back from a $50 hole from 1 machine (I got carried away). That’s 8 wins in the last 8 trips...the biggest being $135...the rest small...$7 - $30.

It takes my mind off CoVid - 19 84...but I put it on other things and really focus and discipline as to what is going on.

Sowwy, if I told you I would have to kill you (just kidding FReepers)

Have fun. Enjoy life.

I must admit, having not watched teehee PROGRAMMING in 8 years, I walk around and feel like I’m living in some DYSTOPIAN ZOMBIE WORLD.

Stay safe, alert, focused, not distracted, HEALTHY...AND...ARMED. Just stay alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

All the lonely people...where do they all come from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS5NuXRb5Y

THE EVIL are EVIL.

They support each other. That is their chief strength. - Aleks Solzhenitsyn

Watch them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRMf3wKBCPo

Thanks for your work, John Semmens

Thanks to all FREE pers posting.


5 posted on 10/03/2020 1:44:40 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: John Semmens

Chris Wallace: (11:53)
You, in the course of these four years, have never come up with a comprehensive plan to replace Obamacare, and just this last Thursday you signed a largely symbolic Executive Order to protect people with pre-existing conditions five days before this debate. So my question, sir, is what is the Trump healthcare plan?

President Donald J. Trump: (12:16)
Well, first of all, I guess I’m debating you, not him, but that’s okay. I’m not surprised.

Chris Wallace:
Focusing on the future first, President Trump, you have repeatedly either contradicted or been at odds with some of your governments own top scientists...

Chris Wallace: (06:04)
President Trump, you have begun to increasingly question the effectiveness of masks as a disease preventer. And in fact, recently you have cited the issue of waiters touching their masks and touching plates. Are you questioning the efficacy of masks?

Chris Wallace: (14:36)
...I know that you pay a lot of other taxes, but I’m asking you this specific question. Is it true that you paid $750 in federal income taxes each of those two years?

Chris Wallace: (19:34)
You talk about the economy booming. It turns out that in Obama’s final three years as president more jobs were created, a million and a half more jobs, than in the first three years of your presidency.

Chris Wallace: (32:21)
This month, your administration directed federal agencies to end racial sensitivity training that addresses white privilege or critical race theory. Why did you decide to do that, to end racial sensitivity training? And do you believe that there is systemic racism in this country, sir?

Chris Wallace: (41:33)
You have repeatedly criticized the vice president for not specifically calling out Antifa and other left wing extremist groups. But are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia group and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we’ve seen in Portland?

Chris Wallace: (48:53)
Okay. The forest fires in the West are raging now. They have burned millions of acres. They have displaced hundreds of thousands of people. When state officials there blamed the fires on climate change. Mr. President, you said, I don’t think the science knows. Over your four years, you have pulled the US out of the Paris Climate Accord. You have rolled back a number of Obama Environmental records, what do you believe about the science of climate change and what will you do in the next four years to confront it?

Chris Wallace: (01:04:04)
You’re going to be able to continue. You have been charging for months that mail-in balloting is going to be a disaster. You say it’s rigged, that it’s going to lead to fraud. But in 2018, in the last midterm election, 31 million people voted mail-in voting...

- https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-joe-biden-1st-presidential-debate-transcript-2020


6 posted on 10/03/2020 5:11:12 AM PDT by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the pow er to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: John Semmens

Ha. Sounds like you are channeling his inner thoughts.


7 posted on 10/03/2020 5:21:57 AM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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To: polymuser

Thank you for this post...Wallace’s own words say it all.


8 posted on 10/03/2020 5:25:10 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Remember: >>>>> o b a M A G A t e <<<<<)
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To: John Semmens

Wallace continues to be the big Asshole he always was.


9 posted on 10/03/2020 6:23:07 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: John Semmens

Chris, you’re a pathetic Cheater-crat: you weren’t supposed to enter the ring until Joe tagged you and he never did. That stoopid maskless handshake move Joe tried afterwards doesn’t count.


10 posted on 10/03/2020 12:52:24 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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