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Harris Wants Durham Investigation Put off [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 September 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/19/2020 12:46:37 PM PDT by John Semmens

Democratic vice-presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris (Calif) thinks “it is improper for persons actively engaged in running for office to be investigated while the voting is underway. In fact, I believe there is something in the Constitution that prohibits any incumbent office holder, of which I am one, from being held to account for any statement or action carried out while in office. This makes the Durham investigation especially problematic because many of the primary suspects either are or were acting at the behest of Democratic public officials. And any release of information prior to November third risks biasing the voters against that Party.”

“In my mind, the only acceptable way to handle such a sensitive issue is to wait until voters choose the next president,” Harris argued. “Then the person elected as president will have a mandate to determine whether to go forward with any further inquiries or to terminate them. There is no need to complicate an already weighty decision by introducing evidence that may well be throw out by a Harris-Biden Administration.”

“The good of the country must come ahead of any abstract notions of blind justice,” Harris added. “It will be hard for the people to unite behind us if premature revelations tarnish the character or credibility of past, present, or future Democratic leaders. And as Joe has said many times, nothing tops unity when it comes to governing a nation as diverse as ours. It is better to be unified behind a bad plan than to be constantly bickering over competing alternatives.”

In related news, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Ut) endorsed Harris” position, saying “it is unseemly for the government to be investigating any public servant. On the one hand, those carrying out the orders of those above them are merely loyal aides who should be exempt from scrutiny for merely following the orders of a superior. On the other hand, the superiors giving the orders must have as wide a degree of action as is humanly possible so that what is best will not be stymied by rigid adherence to out-dated moral or legal scruples.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2020/09/19/harris-wants-durham-investigation-put-off/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; durham; harris; romney; satire

1 posted on 09/19/2020 12:46:38 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It’s already been put off.


2 posted on 09/19/2020 12:49:32 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: John Semmens

If she’s not guilty of something, then what is she worried about?


3 posted on 09/19/2020 1:27:12 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: CMailBag

You sometimes get the feeling it was never put on, which would make putting off something that was never on a bit of a problem.


4 posted on 09/19/2020 1:40:51 PM PDT by pt17
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