Posted on 09/08/2020 10:30:31 AM PDT by Restoring The Union
The Legend of The Great Russian Albatross
The Great Russian (Collusion) Albatross Is Said To Have Lived In the Hearts And Minds Of Those Of Great Imagination, Little Comprehension, And Nothing Else To Do!
As with any great bird of destruction, we must first define it.
Great Russian Albatross (Collusivus Maximus)
AKA: Yellow Bellied Hack (Noun)
Subvert: Survasivus Hack’ us (U.S.)
**The Great Russian Albatross, Being An Endangered Species, Is Facing Immediate And Total Annihilation/ Extinction, Lest It’s Orchestrators Concoct A Way To Resurrect It.**
Warning: This bird has miraculously changed forms in mid-flight. It has, most times, appeared to be extremely dangerous, hurling unabated subpoenas, and leaving the swamp exposed to flying excrement. It has attacked from many places, and angles previously unknown to exist. These strikes have placed fear in the hearts of some swamp creatures, having caused them to say, and do most anything to survive. Even in its demise, there are expectations sinister entrapments may be launched from the dung heap of its destruction.
Location:
The Survasivus Hack’ us is said to have been found lurking from the darkest corners of Cyberspace, throughout the Google sphere, even unto your friendly neighborhood telecom networks. Although found Globally, it has existed predominantly on the North American continent, as evidenced by numerous sightings in or around it’s left wing media central nervous system. It is in all of these locations, this “Collusion Delusion” has been continually fed vile excrement, while devouring large amounts of unscrupulous disinformation.
There are designated “Safe Spaces” provided on American college and university campuses in which this “Albatross” has obtained unprecedented access. This, however, is not its natural habitat, which is considered, by those protecting it, to be a “Sanctuary”. These “Sanctuary” and “Safe Spaces” will remain intact for many years to come, in preparation and full expectation this “Great Russian Albatross” (Collusivus Maximus) may be resurrected.
Whether in the city, or in more obscure places, this Hack has been protected, and has reportedly been spotted sipping green drinks with Snowflakes. It has, however, been very evasive in all environments as it is virtually indistinguishable from U. S. Intelligence Agency “Drones” or “Operatives”.
More Facts Regarding “The Great Russian Albatross”
This “Yellow Bellied Hack” is easily identifiable as it differs from most other birds, having a fishy smell, and an extremely “fowl” odor. It has been spotted several times flying with its foot in its mouth, or its head posteriorly inverted; with no real sense of direction.
It is highly unlikely this bird could ever have taken flight on its own accord as it is structurally unable to fly of its own volition. The very structure it is built upon is weak and disconnected, bound by an unverified dossier, and sewn meticulously by an unscrupulous FISA warrant. It is said to have been guided collectively by manipulative litigators, yielding unbridled subpoena powers.
This combination, undoubtedly, provided adequate loft for this insidious bird of prey to fly with no visible means of support. Further research suggests there has also been a nuclear component. The specific combination is yet to be sampled, as there were several arteries pumping venomous influence directly into the concocted manifestation of its very being, leaving the entire conjecture contaminated.
Large quantities of uranium were, however, acquired in advance of its initial sighting, possibly to effectually solidify, and fund its launch. While this is not yet known for certain, unity, power, wealth, and notoriety have been manifest to all who have supported it.
This bird, when pressured, immediately summoned collusive momentum to propel it to the highest levels of hypocrisy, having every intention of landing hard on all who opposed it, destroying most anything, or anyone in its path.
As there’s been no definitive proof of its existence, some are left to speculate its conception, be it “fabricated”, or “conjured”. Evidence now suggests it to have been “fabricated of pure conjecture”.
As with all insidious birds unable to support their own artificially inflated weight, the “Great Russian Albatross” is destined to return to its own origins. As aspects of the origin of its existence become known, it will undoubtedly come home to roost in some very high places. Ultimately, it will be abolished to the annals of history, where it will be dissected and studied as one of the most atrocious scourges ever perpetrated in the history of America.
Collusion Conclusion:
The Great Russian Albatross was concocted to bear weight on Donald Trump’s shoulders, and choke the life out of his Presidency, thus returning total control to the perpetrators of this collusive lie. It is said this would be to help the “Weeping Hillary Bird”, however, she would be left in a subservient pile of excrement as Barack rode away, seated high atop the Russian “Collusivus Maximus” ruse, well on his way to a path of destruction.
This, however, was not the case, as President Trump sits atop the “Great American Bird of Freedom”, the “American Bald Eagle”. This “American Bald Eagle” has flown in Honor and Protection of this Great Nation for a very long time (Nationally recognized on June 20, 1782). It exemplifies the honor and dignity of The United States of America, and the Patriots who live in, and have died for the freedom and honor it represents.
Donald Trump, and many others, rested their faith and prayer on Christ our Lord. With God’s protection, an unwavering trust of God’s eternal word, and great diligence derived from that faith, The Great American Eagle rose from the Abyss. Its sharp eyes pierced the fog of delusion and indifference, as its keen ears were filled with the resounding heartbeat of the American Patriot.
As the Eagle’s talons tightened, alligators began emerging from the swamp and eating their own. The murk cleared for a moment, exposing vulnerabilities within the underbelly of this Great Russian Hoax. It is there the perpetrators of the “Great American Failed Coup” were found in a nutshell of collusive compost. This, alas, is a fitting end for as reprehensible a creature as could be concocted, in the dark and sinister minds of its creators.
The Great American Eagle will fly, and with God’s Grace providing the wind beneath its wings, America will shake the dust from its feet and Honor God for the unending blessings God has provided us.
The Eagle Will Stand Strong!
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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