Posted on 09/07/2020 2:45:03 PM PDT by John Semmens
A committee reporting to D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser (D) recommends removing the monuments, statues, and inscriptions honoring America's founders and heroes "whose connections to slavery and oppression render them unfit to be mentioned in the nation's capital." The so-called "rogues gallery" includes George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor, Woodrow Wilson; Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Graham Bell, and Francis Scott Key.
Committee members Bowser advisor Beverly Perry and public library director Richard Reyes-Gavilan asserted that "we believe strongly that all District of Columbia public spaces, facilities and commemorative works should only honor those individuals who exemplified those values such as equity, opportunity and diversity that DC residents hold dear."
Suggested swap outs include George Floydthe man who launched a thousand riotsfor George Washington, Jesse Jacksonmastermind of the Silicon Valley shakedownfor Andrew Jackson, and Tupac Shakurcreator of gangsta-rapfor Francis Scott Key.
"We need to memorialize individuals who embody the woke values of today and bury the false gods of the past," Perry said. "Whether the Washington Monument should be torn down entirely or be reconfigured into the image of George Floyd prostrate on the ground under the knee of a racist cop is a 50-50 proposition. Either way, though, it would be a vast improvement over the way it is now."
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I vote to remove the committee.
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