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Oregon State Police Pull Out of Portland [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 August 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/16/2020 10:29:09 AM PDT by John Semmens

The 100 State Troopers sent to Portland to protect the Mark O. Hatfield United States Courthouse are being withdrawn because the City's district attorney refuses to press charges against any of the rioters the Troopers arrested.

Capt. Timothy Fox explained that "it makes no sense for us to risk life and limb trying to stop criminals from burning down the courthouse if the DA is just going to release them to rejoin the nightly attacks on this federal facility. We can't win the war for law and order if those intent on flouting civilized behavior face no consequences for their destructive behavior. Putting criminals behind bars is a necessary action if good is to triumph over evil."

It is unclear whether the departure of the State Troopers will result in their replacement by the federal agents they were meant to relieve under the agreement reached between President Trump and Gov. Jay Inslee (D) two weeks ago. Mayor Ted Wheeler (D) said "I hope not. The presence of unwanted federal forces in our City was intolerable. Their departure was a key step to resolving the standoff. With the State Troopers now gone maybe the mob will let the courthouse be. If they still decide to burn it down at least that will eliminate a focal point for their animus against law enforcement."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=411390.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; laworder; satire; violence

1 posted on 08/16/2020 10:29:09 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

A frustrated Portland could not be reach for comment.

—Chevy Chase.


2 posted on 08/16/2020 10:30:34 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: John Semmens
To Protect and Serve

To Run and Hide

3 posted on 08/16/2020 10:38:14 AM PDT by AlaskaErik (In time of peace, prepare for war.)
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To: John Semmens

Jay Inslee is WA Gov., Portland is in OR.


4 posted on 08/16/2020 11:09:31 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents|Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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