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China Tightens Screws on Hong Kong [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 August 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/04/2020 10:52:06 AM PDT by John Semmens

The communist government of China took steps to increase its control over the residents of Hong Kong. First, it was announced that the United Kingdom passports held by an estimated three million residents will no longer be honored. Second, 12 pro-democracy candidates were removed from the ballot in the upcoming election.

Chinese ambassador to the UK, Liu Xiaoming explained that "under our laws all resources belong to the collective. This includes the people. No one has the right to subtract himself from the collective without the permission of the governing authorities. The United Kingdom's offer of refuge to persons trying to escape from their obligations to the collective is an act of piracy. By invalidating UK passports held by Chinese subjects we are merely defending our own property from thieves."

Liu also defended the disqualification of the pro-democracy candidates, saying "democracy is a delusion imported from the decadent capitalistic nations. Only those who support the central government can be permitted to run in our elections. To do otherwise would encourage disharmony within the collective. This can never be allowed. Only persons who conform to the state's positions and policies can be trusted to participate in our elections."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=410102.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; elections; hongkong; oppression; passports; satire

1 posted on 08/04/2020 10:52:06 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Metric?

rwood


2 posted on 08/04/2020 11:40:08 AM PDT by Redwood71
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To: John Semmens

Don’t worry, they’re Chinese-made screws.


3 posted on 08/04/2020 1:53:33 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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