Posted on 07/27/2020 3:55:03 PM PDT by DFG
MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.
The rioters marched for peace, justice, and love in a calm, peaceful, orderly gathering outside the city walls. The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.
"Everything is very calm, very peaceful here," said a reporter from Gondor News Network. "It's very tranquil." Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.
Gondor's government was criticized for "police brutality" when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan's armies finally charged in to break things up.
"We were just peacefully protesting -- Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back," said one Orc. "Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill -- and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I'm literally shaking right now."
LOL Almost coughed up a lung just from reading the title.
LOL
Another FReeper posted it a week or two ago, and I stole it. Forgot who to give original credit to. So if he or she sees this, apologies for lack of attribution.
Hmmm, someone from the Babylon Bee lurks among us. :)
My favorite comment on LOTR was that Gandalf should have gotten an eagle to fly Frodo on a night flight to Mt Doom and just drop the ring into the lava. Would have taken all of like one hour. Of course, we would have missed out on one hell of a book!
Not me. I may be that sarcastic, but I’m not anywhere near that creative.
I’m not much of a LOTR fan so that made this priceless as far as I am concerned. I might be tempted to watch them again some day if the title had the number before it, like “LOTR 5 - The Choking of Smog.”
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