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Your Suggestion for John Bolton's Next Job
Freep | 06-22-2020 | CharlesOconnell

Posted on 06/22/2020 2:48:09 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell

I don't think John Bolton would make a good bill collector because, even with the bad-cop/good-cop thing, it takes a certain social ability, even to intimidate people.

My suggestion comes from a cloth-diaper for rent business, Tidee-Diety, where customers were instructed not to empty their babies' for-rent cloth diapers, but were to leave them "full".

I think John Bolton is qualified to be a human waste disposal coordinator, the person whose job it is to empty baby feces from rent-a-diapers.


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To: CharlesOConnell

He’s going to be looking for employment as a paid bloviator somewhere.


81 posted on 06/22/2020 3:42:22 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: T.B. Yoits

Caretaker at Gitmo.


82 posted on 06/22/2020 3:44:05 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
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To: Jamestown1630

"I usually find bearded and moustached men attractive; but that is disgusting. It always makes me wonder what he’s hiding..."


Probably old, decaying food particles, and cooties.        :-)

83 posted on 06/22/2020 3:48:23 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I want him to be an inspector of North Korean nuclear sites—up close and personal.

Remember, Bolton, if you see something say something!


84 posted on 06/22/2020 3:50:43 PM PDT by cgbg (Kneeling is a half measure--lefties need to dig a six foot hole and bury themselves in it.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

He can clean the urinals and the public hairs in them at homosexual bars in West Hollywood.


85 posted on 06/22/2020 3:59:17 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Wipe ANTIFA off the face of the Earth. Indict Soros, too...their sugar daddy.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Head rock crusher in a pprison w/hard labor.


86 posted on 06/22/2020 4:00:47 PM PDT by tiki (Obamagate)
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To: JBW1949; All

Pushing up daisies....

#2 first comment BUMP! FReepers are fast and some of us are furious. Common TRAITORS do not have SS protection. Just sayin’.


87 posted on 06/22/2020 4:07:46 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: CharlesOConnell

National Security Advisor in the Shadow Cabinet of failed Candidate Biden. He can have the room next to Joe’s in the Alzheimers Unit.


88 posted on 06/22/2020 4:08:12 PM PDT by KC Burke (If all the world is a stage, I would like to request my lighting be adjusted.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

WalMart Greeter


89 posted on 06/22/2020 4:17:47 PM PDT by Louis Foxwell (A deep and terrible ignorance born of abject corruption is required to hate our president.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Junkyard attendant.


90 posted on 06/22/2020 4:21:07 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: noexcuses

I was thinking he and that Greta chick from Europe could be doomsday mouthpieces.


91 posted on 06/22/2020 4:47:34 PM PDT by hsmomx3
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To: CharlesOConnell

Well, he looks like a pissed off cross between Captain Kangaroo and the Diabeetus guy, so I suggest he interview to be Bill Nye’s helper on The Science Guy. That’d be a hoot and a half, those two sourpusses going at it.


92 posted on 06/22/2020 4:51:09 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: CharlesOConnell

Coffin Tester?


93 posted on 06/22/2020 4:53:47 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Inmate receptacle.


94 posted on 06/22/2020 4:56:24 PM PDT by ALASKA (Watching an attempted coup by a thousand cuts)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Preforming a disappearing act!!!


95 posted on 06/22/2020 5:20:53 PM PDT by bantam
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Warden at Evin Prison, Tehran....


96 posted on 06/22/2020 5:21:58 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: CharlesOConnell

Permanent Latrine Orderly


97 posted on 06/22/2020 6:16:37 PM PDT by Preachin' (I stand with many voters who will never vote for a pro abortion candidate.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Changing Biden’s Diapers and wiping it down
or
Cleaning Septic Tanks with his hands and a toothbrush. This toothbrush is his sole physical possession other than the clothes he wears.


98 posted on 06/22/2020 7:10:21 PM PDT by dila813
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To: CharlesOConnell

Sewing orange jumpsuits in Folsom.


99 posted on 06/22/2020 9:23:03 PM PDT by WWG1WWA ( Unity, not division)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Gallows trap door and rope testing dummy.


100 posted on 06/23/2020 2:59:36 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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