Your Suggestion for John Bolton's Next Job

Freep | 06-22-2020 | CharlesOconnell

[CharlesOConnell]

I don't think John Bolton would make a good bill collector because, even with the bad-cop/good-cop thing, it takes a certain social ability, even to intimidate people.

My suggestion comes from a cloth-diaper for rent business, Tidee-Diety, where customers were instructed not to empty their babies' for-rent cloth diapers, but were to leave them "full".

I think John Bolton is qualified to be a human waste disposal coordinator, the person whose job it is to empty baby feces from rent-a-diapers.

[nesnah]

Noose tester.

[madison10]

Barbershop Quartet director.

[irishjuggler]

Relocate to Hannibal, MO, purchase white suit and work for tips posing for pics with tourists.

[Gay State Conservative]

Cleaning latrines...at Supermax in Colorado...as inmate 43565J.

[rangerX]

In-flight missile repairman

[Pravious]

Mate to a very horny, gay walrus.

[proud American in Canada]

Someone here once suggested threatening illegal aliens with doing a stint at Gitmo. With the Covid-19 crap going on, it would seriously put the fear of God into them.

So I am REALLY on board with that.

Oh yeah, whatever happened with the wall? Last I heard, there was some progress. But I think we really to get everyone we can on this problem and get it done!

[John Milner]

Replacement singer for the Village People. They’re firing the cop as socially no longer acceptable. So now they can integrate “Failed Swamp Thing” into the group persona.

Bonus - Cop had 70s gay ‘stache - Bolton has 70s gay ‘stache.

[PghBaldy]

Seeet Adeleine

[DarthVader]

Prison cook!

[Ted Grant]

Dancing with the Stars, followed by a gig doing a solo podcast that almost nobody downloads.

[Carriage Hill]

SPJNK.

[lgjhn23]

The new “warlord” of CHAZ/CHOP....lol

[pa_dweller]

I was thinking more Augean Stables.

[Old Yeller]

Collecting bull semen.

[dangus]

Token Republican on a CNN show? I kinda thought that was obvious?

[left that other site]

Zoo Vet?

[alloysteel]

All of your suggestions made thus far are much too kind. John Bolton should be our chief negotiator for the coming of the Klingons, going one-on-one with Malkthon, who is the Klingon Warlord acting in the name of the Kitumba, the equivalent of the Emperor of all Klingon territory.

[OldMissileer]

Fluffer for gay porn movie productions.

[Mouton]

Well digger in Klondike.