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Your Suggestion for John Bolton's Next Job
Freep | 06-22-2020 | CharlesOconnell

Posted on 06/22/2020 2:48:09 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell

I don't think John Bolton would make a good bill collector because, even with the bad-cop/good-cop thing, it takes a certain social ability, even to intimidate people.

My suggestion comes from a cloth-diaper for rent business, Tidee-Diety, where customers were instructed not to empty their babies' for-rent cloth diapers, but were to leave them "full".

I think John Bolton is qualified to be a human waste disposal coordinator, the person whose job it is to empty baby feces from rent-a-diapers.


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To: CharlesOConnell

“I think John Bolton is qualified to be a human waste disposal coordinator, the person whose job it is to empty baby feces from rent-a-diapers.”

Now that right there is a thought! LOL!


21 posted on 06/22/2020 2:56:02 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Libery or Give me Death!")
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To: CharlesOConnell

Aunt Jemima replacement?


22 posted on 06/22/2020 2:56:05 PM PDT by Pox (Eff You China. Buy American!)
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To: Gman

I laughed so hard I almost spit! Thanks.


23 posted on 06/22/2020 2:56:30 PM PDT by Free in Texas (Celebrate diversity. Own firearms of every caliber.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Given that he’s been such a hawk, maybe he should do recon in all the hotspots of the world.


24 posted on 06/22/2020 2:58:08 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: CharlesOConnell

John Bolton is like that douche bag on CNN Rick Wilson and the other douche bag on MSNBC Steve Schmidt, along with all the out of work former National Review writers like Bill Kristol.....

Whenever Trump leaves office either this January or in January 2025, who do they think they will ever go to work for on behalf of a Republican...

After Trump, I would NEVER support any Republican who would hire one of these fools....because you know what you will get a complete loser...


25 posted on 06/22/2020 2:58:09 PM PDT by srmanuel
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To: CharlesOConnell

With a name of Bolt-on he could do well in the sex industry.


26 posted on 06/22/2020 2:58:13 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

https://www.google.com/search?q=bugs+bunny+bomb+tester&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiv2pm_tZbqAhXUSzABHedyCr0Q_AUoAnoECA8QAg&biw=360&bih=518#imgrc=jja42OFWX7GJCM


27 posted on 06/22/2020 2:58:21 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: CharlesOConnell

Who cleans up the horse poop on Mackinac island?


28 posted on 06/22/2020 2:58:32 PM PDT by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy")
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To: CharlesOConnell
We should use his vast diplomatic skills to their best potential.

American Consul to the soon to reopen Benghazi consulate, complete with its Obama/Hillary era security program.

29 posted on 06/22/2020 2:59:06 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: rfp1234; All

Everyone has some awesome ideas!

And poor Seattle could really use the help!


30 posted on 06/22/2020 2:59:28 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Libery or Give me Death!")
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To: rfp1234; All

Everyone has some awesome ideas!

And poor Seattle could really use the help!


31 posted on 06/22/2020 2:59:29 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Libery or Give me Death!")
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To: CharlesOConnell

Maybe he could shine shoes with his mustache.


32 posted on 06/22/2020 2:59:51 PM PDT by euram
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To: CharlesOConnell

Shoe Shine boy at Chick-fil-A.


33 posted on 06/22/2020 3:00:12 PM PDT by eyedigress (Joe, put your mask on!)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Biden’s Groom of the Stool.


34 posted on 06/22/2020 3:00:34 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

he’ll be back on Fox next year as a contributor again...

dude is the swamp creature / cartoon character that provokes reaction.


35 posted on 06/22/2020 3:00:39 PM PDT by sheehan (DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

With training and close supervision————

transporting and cleaning portable toilets for large outdoor gatherings.

Other workers may complain Bolton stinks up the place-—they don’t like traitors and liars.


36 posted on 06/22/2020 3:00:49 PM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud,harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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To: CharlesOConnell

He should be a taste tester for urinal pucks.


37 posted on 06/22/2020 3:00:49 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("We're human beings ... we're not f#%&ing animals." -- Dennis Rodman, 6/1/2020)
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To: CharlesOConnell
Mustache brush cleaner
38 posted on 06/22/2020 3:01:00 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Hey, I was trying to post to you to say that all of you guys have some phenomenal ideas.

But I kept writing CharlesOConnor! I just couldn’t remember your name. But I always enjoy your posts.


39 posted on 06/22/2020 3:01:11 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (In these trying times, "Give me Libery or Give me Death!")
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To: CharlesOConnell

Circus clown or CNN talk show host.


40 posted on 06/22/2020 3:01:44 PM PDT by Raycpa
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