Posted on 06/17/2020 12:57:04 PM PDT by DFG
When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive "Caucasian Jack."
"We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. "Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive. Think about all the white people who have had to suffer in silence as tens of thousands of baseball fans sang out the hurtful lyrics 'Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.'"
"No more. The bigotry stops today."
The move was applauded by hurt white people, though they are still criticizing Frito-Lay for how pale and pasty-white the Cracker Jack guy is on the logo.
In a similar move, the term ‘blacktop’ will be changed to ‘top of african descent’
And Black Friday will be changed to African American Friday...come to think about it, with the annual photos of the fist fights in shopping malls and Wal Marts on that day, that might not be a bad change.
The word “cracker” is an allowed way of demeaning Whites. It is often the last word that a White hears before he is killed by a roving pack of feral savages.
Wouldn’t Racist Jack be more appropriate?
How about hiden Cracker Joe!!!
About time too! If a white person calls another white person “cracker” is it still a racial slur?
(Sarcasm off)
Sob...sob...sob.
Just hearing the word 'cracker' triggers all those years of silent pain... all the tears and shame. Cracker Jack OWES all us us MORE. Money, apologies, reparations for the pain they've inflicted on us since 1896...
LOL
Can we start a class action suit against the White Sox? They have made a mockery of our skin color long enough.
Probably at the same time we sue the tanning salons for telling white people our naturally pale skin is ugly and causing unprecedented levels of skin cancer in young whites...
All dictionary references to “white” much be changed accordingly such as but not limited to:
White Paper = Caucasian Paper
White Out = Caucasian Out
White Rice = Caucasian Rice
White Sox = Caucasian Sox
White Courtesy Phone = Caucasian Courtesy Phone
White Meat = Caucasian Meat
White Wine = Caucasian Wine
Any failures to do so will result in a bunch of angry caucasians storming a city and taking over several blocks after looting all the surrounding stores.
Roy White.
It will now be called "licorice of color".
Cracker Barrel?
I’ve heard it called “Honky Bucket”.
That’s the thing. Blue-eyed devil cracka honkies don’t get easily offended. I guess our melanin-lacking skin is just thicker.
Blackmail will be people of color mail.
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