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Biden Reveals His Coronavirus Plan [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 May 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/04/2020 2:49:29 PM PDT by John Semmens

After weeks of negative comments on how President Trump is handling the coronavirus crisis, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee former Vice-President Joe Biden has finally said what he would have done if he had been in office when the pandemic arose.

"In addition to doing everything Trump has done, only faster and harder, I would have lowered the flag to half mast in honor of all those who died," Biden boasted. "I would have banned travel from China before anyone in the US got the virus. Then I would have immediately canceled all mass gatherings at sporting events, churches, concerts, and anywhere else. Unlike Trump, I would have stopped all nonessential activities and ordered everyone to shelter at home rather than leaving it up to governors to do this dirty work. Most importantly, I would have reunified the nation like President Johnson did after the Civil War."

Biden's plan got an "across the aisle" endorsement from Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah). "I was greatly encouraged to see that the former Vice-President and I are on the same page regarding the proper COVID response plan. I guess great minds really do think alike."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=400421.0


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; romney; satire; virus

1 posted on 05/04/2020 2:49:29 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

He’s going to stay in his basement.


2 posted on 05/04/2020 2:51:30 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: John Semmens

Let’s not forget that Biden as president, would have reached back towards his friend, the former president, Obama, to lead a coronavirus response task-force. Nobody better qualified than Obama, who led America and acted promptly and decidedly against ebola and other viruses that arose during his tenure.

Ebola and SARS and ZIKA could not stand a chance against Obama, the coronavirus would have been stopped dead on its track, with no dead or sickened Americans. All while maintaining good and friendly relations with China.


3 posted on 05/04/2020 3:02:42 PM PDT by adorno
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Biden would have gone back even further....glad-handing Clinton for all Bill did to strip America of her intellectual and technical superiority and give it to China.

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SOURCE functionhttps://dailycaller.com/2016/09/02/flashback-bill-clinton-collected-donations-then-us-missile-tech-shipped-to-china/

(Lobbying a president at a WH gala was unheard of till the greedy Me-First Clintons came to town....)

Pres Clinton was lobbied at a WH gala by big buck donor Bernard L. Schwartz, CEO of Loral Space & Communications Ltd......

First Clinton made sure to collect donations ........then he shipped Loral's US missile tech to China.

JOHNNY CHUNG: "Gotta put coins in---ka-ching---to make Clintons do something.

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The monumental disaster of the US-China Relations Act is becoming clearer.It was Bill Clinton’s last (cough)
"presidential accomplishment," the historic moment when a Democrat president of the greatest superpower of all time,
sap-happily handed its demise to a backward country, poised to strip America of its intellectual and
technological superiority.


4 posted on 05/04/2020 3:20:12 PM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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