Posted on 05/04/2020 2:40:35 AM PDT by grundle
WORLD—Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models are "pretty confident" they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years, sources confirmed Wednesday.
"Yes, we were off by a factor of about 1 billion in our predictions for what happened over the last few months, but trust us: we know exactly what the climate is going to be like in a century," said leading scientific authority Dr. Garth Wendybrook at a press conference. "See, I have this lab coat and this Bunsen burner here." At this point, he gestured toward a Bunsen burner sitting on the table in front of him, but he accidentally caught his sleeve on fire. "Fire hot! Fire hot!" the scientist cried before diving in a nearby vat of acid to put it out.
Post-press-conference analysis indicated his observations were correct, and the fire was hot.
The scientists say they have settled on a climate model that confirms the earth's average temperature will be either 1 million degrees Celsius or below freezing, give or take 1 million degrees.
‘Scientific’ crystal ball gazers.
Follow the funding to science and you will find the reason for the science. This was more prevalent during the 8 years of the a##hats regime
And they all have a mansion on the beach.
As a result of climate change, which is only caused by mankind (not women or minorities), there will be more, less, or the same number of hurricanes next year as temperatures either plummet, skyrocket, or stays the same.
Their junk science shuts down debate.
The world is full of highly credentialed scientists who are overly emotional idiots.
JoMa
This really shouldn’t be in the Babylon Bee, since it’s absolutely correct.
The not so satirical truth is, we know a heck of a lot more about viruses than we do about climate. Let that sink in.
Just about every single "prediction" (aka SWAG) about the virus and pandemic has been refuted or quietly reversed within a couple of weeks. Some predictions have oscillated wildly between "we're all gonna die!" and "nothing so see here."
And we know both more and less about the climate. We know more, because it is a bigger, broader, more complicated system. We know less because we've learned just enough to realize that if we're being honest with ourselves, we don't really know how all the subtle interactions work, which ones are important, and how or why. We're finally getting a handle on the big stuff, ocean, cloud, solar... But we don't even fully understand how the ocean currents themselves work. When it comes to the smaller, more subtle effects, we haven't got a clue. But when you're looking that far into the future, the minor/subtle stuff matters. Though we just don't know which ones, nor how much...
Too funny.
Jesus’ Climate-Change breaker:
I believe Jesus when he said “No MAN knows which way the way the wind will blow...”. Only God knows.
Same with when He slipped in the evolution-premise-breaker - “Not one of you can change one inch of your stature by willing it, nor one hair on your head...” - man nor beast cannot WILL their change in nature nor their offspring by saying “I must Will my DNA to change for the ‘better’”
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