Posted on 05/02/2020 2:41:35 PM PDT by John Semmens
Irked that Californians are starting to flout his demand that they stay at home, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) announced the release of seven prisoners into the Orange County area. Orange County District Attorney Toff Spitzer objected to the action saying “these kinds of high-risk sex offenders are the most dangerous kind of criminal and the most likely to re-offend.”
“That’s precisely the reason why these inmates were selected for release,” Newsom said. “Look, fear of COVID has diminished to the point that thousands of people in Orange County have defied my ban on going to the beach. Let’s see if fear of being assaulted or raped by one of these newly released sexual predators will be so easily ignored by beach-goers.”
Spitzer called the Governor’s view “insane. Protecting law-abiding people from being harmed by criminals is the fundamental duty of government.”
Newsom countered by asserting “well, these are crazy times we live in. The unprecedented threat posed by the virus has forced us to go outside the fundamental bounds of government and pioneer a new social order. Who’s to say that injecting a social pathogen into the community isn’t the right remedy? Besides, it’s only temporary. I’m pretty confident that all of these released prisoners will be rearrested within a few weeks. I’m hoping that by then the need for terror will have subsided.”
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https://azconservative.org/2020/05/02/gov-announces-release-of-high-risk-sex-offenders/
This is one of your best :-)
I find it difficult to disbelief that he did say that.
His logic makes so much sense! No Justice-No Beach!
LOLOL!! Brilliant! And the way these twisted pukes think, maybe true, who knows.
You are not funny. Please stop.
They should release Epstein!
Oh, wait, never mind.
;)
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