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Biden Unveils His Post-Pandemic Economic Policy [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 April 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/18/2020 2:39:46 PM PDT by John Semmens

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden called for “a return to the kind of big ideas approach that FDR used to revive the economy during the Great Depression. We can’t afford to wait around for the private sector to make the investments that will be needed to turn things around from the wasteland Trump has inflicted on America.”

“Look at what’s happened during this pandemic,” Biden urged. “The private sector that Trump praises on a daily basis is where all the economic carnage has taken place. It’s there we find shuttered businesses and laid off employees. Compare this to the government sector where no agency has been shuttered and no one has been laid off. The message is clear, if we hope to return America to prosperity, government needs to play a bigger role.”

“A blueprint for investment ideas that will revive the economy can be found in the Green New Deal,” he maintained. “The private sector has to find an efficient way to meet consumer demand. This hampers the pace of investment compared to what the government can do. Government doesn’t need market research to guide its decisions. Huge sums of money can be committed without regard to whether there are any profits down the road. Likewise, government can continue to provide goods and services even if there are no profits—as we have seen the US Post Office do for decades.”

“This November, voters will have a stark choice to make,” the Candidate observed. “They can either choose to continue the fragile capitalistic system that Trump wants to impose on everyone. Or they can escape to the robust alternative I am offering. Government never goes out of business. Government employees never lose their jobs. I think most will vote for the security and stability that a Democratic Administration will deliver.”

In related “big idea” news, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) and Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Calif) have introduced legislation that would send a $2,000 check every month to every American over the age of 16 until unemployment falls to pre-pandemic levels. “The beauty of this plan is that this is more than minimum-wage workers are paid,” Ryan boasted. “This pretty much will force businesses to offer more than $2,000 per month to attract needed employees. Even more important, though, is that the unemployment level just before the pandemic was the lowest ever recorded. It’s unlikely we’ll ever match that again, especially if Democrats win control of the White House and both houses of congress in November. This means the $2,000 monthly payments will never end.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2020/04/18/michigan-gov-warns-protesters/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; satire; socialism; unemployment

1 posted on 04/18/2020 2:39:46 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Slo Joe.....too late


2 posted on 04/18/2020 2:44:55 PM PDT by wardamneagle
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To: John Semmens

I will send this plan to the DNC with AOC’s name on it.


3 posted on 04/18/2020 3:10:19 PM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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To: John Semmens

Joe, the economy will be a steamroller, by the time we make you the official designated loser.


4 posted on 04/18/2020 4:07:52 PM PDT by Rodm
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like something Maxine ‘James Brown’s Hair’ Waters would think up!! Funny...


5 posted on 04/18/2020 4:10:55 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: John Semmens

Joe Biden—I used to know who that guy was....something about Ukraine, China....


6 posted on 04/18/2020 4:36:52 PM PDT by cgbg (New poll: post elderly voters like Biden's experience as Wilson's VP fighting the Spanish Flu.)
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To: John Semmens

OMG.

This is exactly what the Pelosi lead DemonRATs are doing with the attachments that they are adding to the “Corona-Bills”.

Sometimes satire comes true.


7 posted on 04/18/2020 4:52:24 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Rodm

Wait till he gets hit on his extreame immigration positions, and his i respect no botdets crap.


8 posted on 04/18/2020 6:21:01 PM PDT by cowboyusa (America Cowboy Up)
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