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Pelosi Refuses to Condemn Looting [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 April 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/12/2020 3:07:13 PM PDT by John Semmens

Many of the "nonessential" businesses in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's hometown of San Francisco have been looted. Others are boarding up all their windows in a desperate attempt to discourage looters.

Pelosi averred that "we shouldn't be too quick to condemn people who are only trying to survive in tough times. Unemployment is at heights we haven't seen in decades. Many have no incomes. On top of this, when times were better many of these businesses were price-gouging. So, I can see where there might be pent up anger driving some of the expropriations taking place."

"I would advise people to take the time to consider whether what they call looting isn't justifiable redistribution of property," she recommended. "Who should own the goods hidden behind the boarded-up windows? Those who have legal title under our antiquated laws? Or those who need them? The only problem I see is that the do-it-yourself redistribution is inefficient. A lot of the merchandise gets damaged. Some who lack the skill to take what they need are left out of the redistribution attained by the looters. The Democratic Party has been aware of the inequities and inefficiencies inherent in our current economic arrangements for decades. If voters give our Party a majority in Congress and control of the presidency this November we can fix these problems."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=397895.0


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crime; pelosi; redistribution; satire

1 posted on 04/12/2020 3:07:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

What about the pent-up anger of the frustrated store owner on the roof top with a shotgun?

Can the angry deprived masses scale the walls of Nancy’s mansion and take what they need from her home?


2 posted on 04/12/2020 3:19:07 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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To: John Semmens

it used to be that looters were shot on sight and it should be that way right now.

Nancy should be first for enabling them.


3 posted on 04/12/2020 3:38:04 PM PDT by oldenuff35
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To: Eleutheria5

We should remeber south central LA and the Koreans defending their stores. The did it right and store owners should be doing that right now.

Looters and those who enable them should be shot on sight.


4 posted on 04/12/2020 3:39:27 PM PDT by oldenuff35
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To: John Semmens

Peelosi is the head looter. (or was heels-up harris the ‘head’ looter?)

nyuk,nyuk.


5 posted on 04/12/2020 4:04:31 PM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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To: oldenuff35

Careful. The FBI is liable to start a file on you now./not sarc


6 posted on 04/12/2020 4:07:45 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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