Posted on 04/07/2020 5:18:48 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
In the Oval Office…
“Mr. President?”
“Hello, Mark, come on in. You’re doing a great job, by the way, a big beautiful job, the greatest job we’ve ever seen, nobody does that chief of staff thing like Mark Meadows, I was just telling the governors that on our conference call…”
“Mr. President, Joe Biden’s on the phone.”
“Really? He actually called?”
“Yessir. He’s on line 2.”
“Wow. Ok, let me pick it up…”
“Sir, there’s something you need to know…”
“Say it.”
“Sir, he seems a little confused.”
“Ok, so what else is new?”
“Sir, he asked if he could speak with Dwight, and when I told him Dwight’s not here, he asked for…well, you’ll see. Just expect some surprises.”
“Ok. [hits the button for line 2] Hello, Joe?”
“Mr. President, it’s great to speak to you!”
“Uh, yeah, same here, Joe. What can I do for you?”
“How’s Mamie?”
“Say it again?”
“Mamie! Your wife Mamie!”
“Joe, my wife’s name is Melania…”
“No kidding! Hey, isn’t that burgerfries spankmonkey malarky. And what about your daughter Lynda Bird? She’s such a chili dip boom disco.”
“Lynda B… what?”
“Hey, I need to talk to you about this virus. You know, that polio is really a lot of bark niddle fizzle cheerios.”
“Joe, we got rid of polio in the ’50s…”
“Yeah, and that was when you got elected the first time! How old are you, anyway, you old slickdoodle tree dazzler? That Mamie sure looks good for her age – can I stand behind her and sniff her neck sometime?”
“Joe, did you want to maybe talk about the coronavirus?”
“Hey, I had a Toyota Corona back in the ’80s. You know, I ran for president back then…but stool tile picture frame bee’s knees skiddoo. And that was that.”
“Uh, Mark, a little help here?”
“Let me be clear: Steel heater refrigerator myspace longhorn…you know, th…d’oh…the thing.”
“Joe, I have a meeting I have to…”
“And there’s the thing: You’re a one-eyed snake slapping horse puzzler.”
“Ok, Joe. ‘Bye.”
[End]
LOL.
Where’s the parody?
If slow Joe shared a ventilator in the ICU room with Boris Johnson, they would be fighting over whether the oxygen would go to Boris’ lungs or Joe’s brain. I think Joe’s dead brain cell condition is more dire.
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