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Comedian Says "Trump Is Trying to Kill Me" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 March 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/30/2020 3:46:40 PM PDT by John Semmens

Kathy Griffin, the "comedian" who sent her career into a tailspin with repeated barrages of vicious and intemperate jibes at President Trump, the most infamous of which was a picture of her holding what appeared to be his severed head, recently checked into a hospital and demanded she be tested for COVID-19. Since her symptoms didn't meet the guidelines, the hospital refused.

After examining the patient, the hospital doctor diagnosed her ailment as a "stomach infection," gave her a prescription and sent her home. Griffin contends that this diagnosis "was politically tainted. I've been on a 'blacklist' ever since I tried to use my freedom of speech to call attention to Trump's lack of qualifications to be president. At first, this just meant that a lot of places refused to book my gigs. Now, apparently, it means I can't get the same go-to-the-head-of-the-line privileges that are normally afforded to celebrities. Trashing my career, denying me the medical care I want—clearly Trump is trying to kill me."

Griffin said she has "asked Gov. Newsom to intervene on my behalf." However, the Governor's office has demurred, saying that "President Trump has been exceptionally attentive and expeditious in addressing our needs and concerns. All of the state's medical professionals have been doing an outstanding job of allocating tests and treatments to those who need them. We will not besmirch them for correctly following procedures and ignoring the hysterical ravings of one disappointed woman."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=396340.0


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: hysteria; satire; trump; virus

1 posted on 03/30/2020 3:46:40 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

In her case I hope he succeeds.


2 posted on 03/30/2020 3:47:42 PM PDT by yarddog ( For I am persuaded.)
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To: John Semmens

Her own bile is eating her up from the inside out.


3 posted on 03/30/2020 3:49:00 PM PDT by Blurb2350
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To: John Semmens

“Comedian Says “Trump Is Trying to Kill Me”

Can I help?????


4 posted on 03/30/2020 3:51:00 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (uff)
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To: John Semmens

Hey Kathy,
I saw on the interwebs that you can self medicate with some kind of fish tank medicine.


5 posted on 03/30/2020 3:56:02 PM PDT by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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To: John Semmens

She is already dead to most Americans.


6 posted on 03/30/2020 3:58:01 PM PDT by Lexington Green (Sun Tzu Trumps Saul Alinsky)
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To: John Semmens

As if anyone cares whether she lives or dies.


7 posted on 03/30/2020 3:59:27 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: John Semmens


8 posted on 03/30/2020 3:59:54 PM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
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To: Blurb2350

“Comedian“

Uh no. Try un-admitted mental patient.


9 posted on 03/30/2020 4:07:39 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: John Semmens

I can assure Miss Griffin that President Trump doesn’t even think about her. Never. She is a nobody.


10 posted on 03/30/2020 5:10:35 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (Guide me, O thou great redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
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To: John Semmens

You don’t need Trump’s help with that. Professionally, your dead meat.


11 posted on 03/30/2020 6:00:52 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: John Semmens

one of the VERY few women that upon seeing her in the street I would have to restrain myself from just walking up to her and leveling her with a roundhouse. nasty trog


12 posted on 03/30/2020 7:25:08 PM PDT by gdc61 (LOL not.)
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To: John Semmens

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy ! Please consider the hospice option. You will be comfortable and quietly fade away. Then we will out of your misery...


13 posted on 03/31/2020 9:33:37 AM PDT by contrarian
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