Posted on 03/30/2020 9:45:35 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former Vice-President Joe Biden sharply criticized President Trump for "pushing an unproven malaria drug as a cure for the virus. A couple in Arizona poisoned themselves by taking it. My son has used his business connections in China to secure millions of doses of a traditional folk remedy for respiratory ailments. It's a formula comprised of bear bile, goat horn and dried fruit."
"It's time for us to undo the mistakes of the previous administration," Biden said. "So today, I am issuing an executive order for the Health and Human Services Department to purchase as many doses as Hunter can round up. I have heard the pleas of the long-suffering Gov. Cuomo and Mayor de Blasio. Unlike the incompetent Trump, I am ordering that all New York City residents be immediately inoculated for a clinical study of this formula."
In related news, Rhode Island Gov. Gina Raimondo (D) has ordered the National Guard "to conduct a statewide house-to-house search for refugees from the New York City virus epicenter. Everyone we find will be put on buses. When each bus is full it will be driven to New York City where the passengers will be able to receive the bear bile injections promised by the Biden Administration."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2020/03/29/dems-demonstrate-leadership/
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