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Dems Demonstrate Leadership [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 March 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/28/2020 6:30:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

In the midst of the coronavirus pandemic, Bill and Hillary Clinton donated more than 400 pizzas to all of the hospitals in their home county of Westchester, NY. The donation was heralded by a tweet from Hillary “thanking medical workers and everyone else who is working to save lives and keep us all going right now.”

Angela Cirilli, an emergency medicine ultrasound director at St John’s Riverside Hospital, tweeted her gratitude saying “Amazing !!! Thank you !!!! We NEED LEADERS LIKE YOU in this tough time.”

A spokesperson for the Clintons contrasted “this unprecedented act of generosity with Trump’s failure to answer Gov. Cuomo’s heart-felt pleas for more ventilators. His insistence that New York use the stockpile they have on hand before demanding more is heartless.”

Meanwhile, Cuomo called the $40 billion in aid earmarked for his state in the recently passed Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act “irresponsibly inadequate. The money is restricted to covering only coronavirus-related expenses. As a high-tax state, though, our government coffers are being especially hard hit by the statewide economic shutdown I ordered. As president of the whole country, it is Trump’s duty to transfer resources from low-tax states to help cover our revenue losses.”

Ironically, Cuomo passed up an opportunity to replenish ventilator supplies during 2015’s state budget negotiations—opting instead for a triage approach based on each patient’s “social value score” to allocate the existing 4,000 ventilators on-hand at the time. Money that could have been spent on ventilators then was instead used to print thousands of “I love New York” banners for distribution and display at various locations around the state. In his defense, Cuomo pointed out that “President Obama was also cutting expenditures for the Centers for Disease Control around that time. Why should I be held to a higher standard than a Nobel Prize winner?”

Since Cuomo took over as governor, 174 New York City hospitals have been closed. Trump has sent a navy hospital ship with 1,000 beds to New York City. The Governor expressed a modicum of appreciation, but pointed out “this is only a stop-gap measure. When the crisis passes this ship will sail away. The federal government needs to fund construction of new permanent hospitals with the CARES Act money.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2020/03/29/dems-demonstrate-leadership/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; coronavirus; cuomo; democrats; incompetence; obama; satire; trump

1 posted on 03/28/2020 6:30:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Cuomo passed up an earlier opportunity to replenish ventilator supplies opting to demonstrate his tolerance and compassion by printing thousands of “I love New York” banners for display at various locations around the state. Cuomo pointed out that “President Obama was also cutting expenditures for the Centers for Disease Control around that time. Why should I be held to a higher standard than a Nobel Prize winner?”

ROTFLOL....

2 posted on 03/28/2020 6:44:02 PM PDT by Liz ( These slim Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: John Semmens

Well done.

EVEN knowing you and your threads for all these months, I could hardly help reading the well-crafted words and not FULLY BELIEVE that it is completely true.


3 posted on 03/28/2020 7:53:23 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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