Posted on 03/21/2020 12:46:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
Anxious to recapture "the patriotic solidarity of the German people during World War II," Chancellor Angela Merkel is calling on the Army "to smash the virus like we smashed Poland in 1939."
The Chancellor was unable to lay out any specific actions the Army would take other than to suggest "it would definitely be a rapid, blitzkrieg type of approach. If we can inspire the same kind of fanaticism among the troops that enabled us to conquer Poland in less than six weeks, I'm confident that we can conquer the coronavirus in short order. And this time we will not repeat the errors that Chancellor Hitler made by attacking Russia and declaring war on the United States."
Meanwhile in the United States, actor Sean Penn advised "the US Army to overthrow the inept Trump regime and install a military government that will take the stern measures needed to combat the coronavirus. We need total obedience from everyone, internment camps for dangerous deviants, and summary executions for those who resist authority. That's what my friend Hugo Chavez did to set Venezuela on the right track before he died."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/279115-2020-03-21-semi-news-semi-satire-march-22-2020-edition.htm
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DUDE!, you can’t say that !!
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That’s pretty good.
The masses need satire at this time, and you step up to the plate and knock it out of the park!!!!
Good one!
Outstanding, John, just outstanding!
Morning, John.
I would suggest not engaging the Italians...
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