Posted on 03/18/2020 6:01:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It is a sacred principle that no tush shall go unwiped in the midst of a crises. Though you might suffer through wars, floods, fires, or earthquakes there can be no compromise on this issue or, rather, tissue. Thus we have the scenes of madness as the masses demand access to their precioussss toilet paper, without which humanity cannot survive.
Watch now the scenes from the Toilet Paper Apocalypse and behold the horrors of the battles that have ensued.
PING!
Geeze. Use your bidet! (No I don’t have one....I do have a shower and washcloths though). I also bought a case of scott turlit paper before society crumbled.
A guy on the radio yesterday morning said a quick way to determine the IQ of a person is to subtract the number of rolls of TP they hoarded from 150.
I had a clean freak GF a long time ago that when she was at home took a shower and “cleaned” herself after every BM. If she was out she took a shower as soon as she got home.
They need to find out what the Japanese toilet with washer and dryer is:)
Quote from another thread:
If you panic reaction is to buy TP, you suck at panicking.
After I took this picture yesterday I realized there was one box left of wet wipes on my left. I grabbed it quick as a woman was walking towards it.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49672079543_969e443c02_k.jpg
What utter horse manure.
Joke going around local schools that my nephew told me about. Even at this level think it is a joke. The reason for buying up toilet paper is that money will be worthless and everything will be paid for with tp.
I told the Girl Scouts in front of Walmart last weekend that a sure-fire way to sellout their cookies was to offer a free roll of toilet paper with every box purchased.
That makes my IQ 87!
Still considerably higher than Maxine’s
Now did the guy on the radio give bonus IQ deductions for the rolls being Scott tissue!? Cuz that’s real terlet paper right there, for men!
Personally toilet paper is the least of my concern, I live alone and purchased one of those mega-packs a month ago before the panic buying started. It will last me close to a year, and if I run out and can't buy more? Well there are certainly other options, use a couple old rags for the job then wash them with bleach or just hop in the shower for a minute and rinse off the old backside. Civilization carried on just fine long before toilet paper....
I’ve never, NEVER experienced such with Scott.
The only thing I’ve experienced from Scott is a never ending roll of paper, which is exactly what I need.
Oh and also, I feel like Scott Tissue toughens your a..
Uh, AHEM! Anyway, I’m feeling okay here in Low IQ Land today!
Question. I have 6 in a package I bought a few weeks ago before all this blew up but they are jumbo size and the package says they are the equivalent 4 lesser rolls. How do I count these as 6 or 24?
Wouldn’t the people who seem to need so much TP be better off stocking up on Imodium?
At least she smelled good.
When are environmentalists going to have their conniption about how many trees are dying?
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