And Now A Message From the Mirror Of The United States

MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-15-20 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

As Wuhan Flu™ has become an evolving and uncertain public health issue affecting people globally and here at home,

MOTUS’ bunker is in Summit County, where the first “community spread” case was confirmed yesterday

the team at MOTUS A.D. wants to reassure you, our valued guest, that your health, safety and well-being are of the utmost importance to us.

We are closely monitoring the situation and are in contact with state and local government and health officials to assess this evolving situation. MOTUS A.D., along with our parent company, Dewey From Detroit, are also closely monitoring Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and the World Health Organization’s (WHO) guidance for responding to Wuhan Flu™. So far they’ve not recommended anything useful but we will follow their mindless directions regardless.

Important Note! These Made-in-China lights are for indoor and outdoor use ONLY!

The evolving nature of this event requires us to be flexible in how we respond and provide service to you, our guests. Here are some of the ways we are taking action:

• Additional hand sanitization stations have been added in heavily trafficked Disqus locations, such as the comment section.

• Increased frequency of disinfection and cleaning of public areas of this site and high-touch areas, such as touch screen monitors, iPads, Disqus check-in widgets, and communal computer workstations

• And we’re asking employees who appear symptomatic to stay home

Little Mo recently had the sniffles and was confined to his lower bunker

• And we’ve been hoarding toilet paper, in the event we’re faced with a situation where we can use it as barter.

Just load those into the black Jeep

Updated Change/Cancellation Policy:

We also understand the difficulty our guests are experiencing in making advance posting decisions during these uncertain times and we wish to help you feel confident in  doing so. If you choose to post with us (does not include third party websites) between now and Sunday, May 10, 2020, all of your Disqus access and logins will be 100% returnable and refundable.

Our world-renowned blog remains committed to providing our guests and employees an enjoyable and safe innerToob experience. We hope the measures we’ve implemented will assist you in that endeavor.

Thank you again for your ongoing loyalty to my little blog.

Sincerely,

MOTUS (The Mirror Of The United States)

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

[JonPreston]

Thank you again for your ongoing loyalty to my little blog.

[xenia]

Thanx for the laugh!

[NativeSon]

Paging humblegunner

[John Milner]

Light bulbs evidently not suitable for underwater use.

[polymuser]

“Wuhan Flu” trademarked? Um, FReepers have been using it a long time!

Rolls off the tongue, like Cool Hand Luke and Hu Flung Poo.