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Since we're Americans, we don't just sit around a panic. We meet crisis head on, and laugh in the face of adversity. And beside, we could use a little humor these days.
1 posted on 03/14/2020 10:56:19 AM PDT by jimjohn
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From Facebook:

Thanks a lot doomsdayers, I just had to wipe my ass with a sock.


24 posted on 03/14/2020 11:50:55 AM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To stretch your last roll:


25 posted on 03/14/2020 11:51:47 AM PDT by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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Here in Jersey the ticks are out. Now we can get a cornea with Lyme.


26 posted on 03/14/2020 11:51:58 AM PDT by mware (RETIRED)
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Im no scientist but if this thing is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT!


32 posted on 03/14/2020 12:00:21 PM PDT by youngidiot (The left uses book publishing companies to launder large amounts of cash to other leftist.)
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35 posted on 03/14/2020 12:10:57 PM PDT by HangnJudge (Kipling was right about humanity)
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36 posted on 03/14/2020 12:11:57 PM PDT by HangnJudge (Kipling was right about humanity)
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• A run on toilet paper? Well, if you run out of food, remember if you don’t eat, you won’t need toilet paper...


37 posted on 03/14/2020 12:17:35 PM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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LeBron James says he will not play basketball without fans. The NBA has decided to honor his request.


38 posted on 03/14/2020 12:20:27 PM PDT by jimjohn (2020: The year the Republicans can and should take back the black vote.)
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41 posted on 03/14/2020 12:49:23 PM PDT by wtd
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What’s the difference between corona virus and the 737 max? The corona virus is airborne.


42 posted on 03/14/2020 12:51:50 PM PDT by Psycho_Runner (Have a good day, unless you have other plans.)
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What is the difference between corona virus in North Korea and South Korea?
In South Korea you get a shot
In North Korea you get shot.


45 posted on 03/14/2020 1:08:11 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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Two days without sports.

“We have two kids AND a dog?”


48 posted on 03/14/2020 1:22:44 PM PDT by truthluva
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I was going up to random people at the stores saying, “Ya notice that everyone’s buying toilet paper, yet everyone’s ignoring the toothpaste isle?”

They either laugh or say, “EWWW!” and shudder.


50 posted on 03/14/2020 1:46:09 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
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One flu over the cuckoo’s nest.


51 posted on 03/14/2020 1:54:22 PM PDT by NorseWood
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