Posted on 03/14/2020 10:56:19 AM PDT by jimjohn
Since we're Americans, we don't just sit around in a panic. We meet crisis head on, and laugh in the face of adversity. And beside, we could use a little humor these days. I'll give a try and folks can chime in where appropriate.
* From now on, folks watching the Walking Dead will take notes.
* Fighting climate change is on hold, but we could sure use a little global warning right about now to hepl kill this bug.
* a run on toilet paper? WEll, if you run out of food, remember that it doesn't taste like chicken.
* Nations across the globe are closing their borders. Guess we're all racists now. Perhaps Mars and Venus will sue.
* One good thing about the Corona virus: AOC's 15 minutes are finally over.
* with any luck, Joe Biden will be quarantined until after the election, while Bernie Sanders will get stuck in Cuba looking for a cure.
What’s the difference between corona virus and the 737 max? The corona virus is airborne.
I need to know where Betty White is during all this.
Is she safe?
Does she have toilet paper?
What is the difference between corona virus in North Korea and South Korea?
In South Korea you get a shot
In North Korea you get shot.
Awesome.
Oh my gosh. That was good.
Two days without sports.
“We have two kids AND a dog?”
I was going up to random people at the stores saying, “Ya notice that everyone’s buying toilet paper, yet everyone’s ignoring the toothpaste isle?”
They either laugh or say, “EWWW!” and shudder.
One flu over the cuckoo’s nest.
That's really good - that should be your tagline. :-)!!
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