Since we're Americans, we don't just sit around a panic. We meet crisis head on, and laugh in the face of adversity. And beside, we could use a little humor these days.
1 posted on
03/14/2020 10:56:19 AM PDT by
jimjohn
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To: jimjohn
From Facebook:
Thanks a lot doomsdayers, I just had to wipe my ass with a sock.
24 posted on
03/14/2020 11:50:55 AM PDT by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
To: jimjohn
To stretch your last roll:
25 posted on
03/14/2020 11:51:47 AM PDT by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: jimjohn
Here in Jersey the ticks are out. Now we can get a cornea with Lyme.
26 posted on
03/14/2020 11:51:58 AM PDT by
mware
(RETIRED)
To: jimjohn
Im no scientist but if this thing is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT!
32 posted on
03/14/2020 12:00:21 PM PDT by
youngidiot
(The left uses book publishing companies to launder large amounts of cash to other leftist.)
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35 posted on
03/14/2020 12:10:57 PM PDT by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about humanity)
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36 posted on
03/14/2020 12:11:57 PM PDT by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about humanity)
To: jimjohn
• A run on toilet paper? Well, if you run out of food, remember if you don’t eat, you won’t need toilet paper...
37 posted on
03/14/2020 12:17:35 PM PDT by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: jimjohn
LeBron James says he will not play basketball without fans. The NBA has decided to honor his request.
38 posted on
03/14/2020 12:20:27 PM PDT by
jimjohn
(2020: The year the Republicans can and should take back the black vote.)
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41 posted on
03/14/2020 12:49:23 PM PDT by
wtd
To: jimjohn
What’s the difference between corona virus and the 737 max? The corona virus is airborne.
42 posted on
03/14/2020 12:51:50 PM PDT by
Psycho_Runner
(Have a good day, unless you have other plans.)
To: jimjohn
What is the difference between corona virus in North Korea and South Korea?
In South Korea you get a shot
In North Korea you get shot.
To: jimjohn
Two days without sports.
“We have two kids AND a dog?”
To: jimjohn
I was going up to random people at the stores saying, “Ya notice that everyone’s buying toilet paper, yet everyone’s ignoring the toothpaste isle?”
They either laugh or say, “EWWW!” and shudder.
50 posted on
03/14/2020 1:46:09 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: jimjohn
One flu over the cuckoo’s nest.
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