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Employment Growth Rankles Sanders [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 Feb 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/08/2020 10:07:32 AM PST by John Semmens

The latest employment report for the US economy has Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vt) warning voters about “Trump’s insidious plan to coerce the working class into actually working for a living. The leisure gains painstakingly accumulated over decades of government’s expansion of welfare benefits are being cast aside for a reactionary return to wage-slavery.”

Among the statistics assailed by Sanders were substantial “increases in labor force participation rates to highs not seen in decades, the disproportionate shift of the burden of production toward minorities, and the pitifully small boost in wages. These are not sufficient replacements for the staggering loss of welfare benefits being received by the poorest among us. The Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting that Black unemployment is now at its lowest point and wages at their highest point since we’ve been keeping track. Lifestyles that provided secure standards of living without forcing people to enter the rat race of the commercial marketplace are being swept away.”

The Candidate vowed to “reverse this ominous trend when I become president. Instead of pushing people into the job of feeding the golden goose, my administration will use the power of government to seize the goose and serve it to the people as reparations for the centuries of capitalistic exploitation that have enslaved the masses.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2020/02/08/employment-growth-rankles-sanders/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: satire; socialism; welfare; work

1 posted on 02/08/2020 10:07:32 AM PST by John Semmens
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Come on guys! Bernie is really mad this time.


2 posted on 02/08/2020 10:53:07 AM PST by Cyclops08
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To: John Semmens

The wage-slaves will require reeducation. In camps.


3 posted on 02/08/2020 11:36:32 AM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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Prosperity is the enemy of leftists seeking power


4 posted on 02/08/2020 11:42:09 AM PST by elbook
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To: John Semmens

Considering Bernie was on vacation till he was 40 years old this is highly probable.


5 posted on 02/08/2020 3:05:16 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Ban Carbon Dioxide! It's twice as bad as Carbon Monoxide!!!)
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