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Biden Bids to Corner the Drunk Driver Vote [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 Jan 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/28/2020 9:00:09 AM PST by John Semmens

In the former Vice-President's addled brain, "drunk driving isn't really a crime we should be deporting people for. Many members of Congress have gotten behind the wheel of a car when they shouldn't have. Fortunately, we have immunity from arrest going to and from our duties in Congress. I don't see any good reason why newcomers from foreign lands shouldn't have the same right. That would be the democratic thing to do. I mean, it's not as if they are any worse than the average American citizen."

However, statistics do not support Biden's perception. The so-called "dreamers," for which President Obama abused his authority in order to shelter them from being deported for breaking our immigration laws, have a school dropout rate three times higher and a crime rate two times higher than the national averages. This contradicts Biden's boast that "dreamers are more American than most Americans." Well, at least were lucky enough to have this "centrist" vying for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=389758.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; biden; drunks; satire

1 posted on 01/28/2020 9:00:09 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The way this country is going, that will be a sizable voting bloc soon.


2 posted on 01/28/2020 9:01:55 AM PST by all the best (You)
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To: John Semmens

Haven help us if this dick head ever gets elected!


3 posted on 01/28/2020 9:02:44 AM PST by spincaster (ust)
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To: spincaster

Front-runner Joe Biden keeps on drawing adoring crowds.

4 posted on 01/28/2020 9:24:00 AM PST by Liz (used of money Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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