Posted on 01/26/2020 6:06:56 PM PST by John Semmens
New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy (D) announced that the main route to the Jan. 28 Trump rally site in Wildwood will be closed “so work can be done to repair the roadway. I realize that the deplorables who need their regular infusion of Trump’s lies may be inconvenienced, but those who will be deterred from participating in this brainwashing event will have cause to thank me later.”
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https://azconservative.org/2020/01/26/nj-gov-announces-road-closure/
The Babylon Bee is causing other satirists to pick up their games.
Chris Christie was at the beach, and so was unable to comment.
My advice for getting to Wildwood
Very nice and scenic route
Take the parkway to exit 0 take a left before the bridge into cape May
Travel a mile over a drawbridge into wildwood crest. It’s beautiful. Check out the beach and free parking.
Venue is two miles north by the amusement parks
Cheers. ! Cape May dude
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