My father was a gambler down in Georgia
He wound up on the wrong end of a gun
And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
Rollin’ down highway forty-one
And then he “dinged” her for the additional passenger fee
Whose driving the bus?
“...Woman gives birth in bathroom of bus...”
Probably same place she got pregnant.
Better than: Woman conceives baby in bathroom of a bus. Driver helps out.
Ugggh
“Where were you born?”
“The crapper”
She must have been a very small woman with a very small baby.
Meanwhile, nobody had use of the restroom at all!
“What about us?”
Passegers probably went outside of the parked bus and
looked for a buncha bushes.
I’ve never been involved in the birth of a baby, so looking for expert opinion.
How can a driver “help out” - besides just moral and emotional support?
Either the baby comes out naturally, or its born breech or with some other problem. Can someone with no training actually be of any help in such a situation?
It’s all up from here kid.