Warren Chides Biden and Buttigieg [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Now that she has fallen behind in the polls, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Mass) is denouncing "the bourgeois counterrevolutionaries who say they will work with Republicans to craft compromise solutions to the nation's problems." The two she mentioned by name are former Vice-President Joe Biden and South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg.

"There can be no 'common ground' with reactionaries," Warren contends. "We cannot unite the country by diluting our socialist program for America's future. Those who are not fully on-board with the transformation begun by President Obama cannot be part of the governing coalition following the November elections. They must be isolated, neutralized, and, if necessary trampled into the ground lest they impede our push for collectivization."

Warren contended that "both Biden and Buttigieg are capitalists in disguise. Buttigieg actually worked in the private sector for management consulting firm McKinsey & Co. That is not the behavior of a true social justice warrior. And while Biden has never stooped as low, he has used his position in government to extract money from corporations for himself and members of his family. While I have received some money from practicing law, I view that income as my share of the reparations this country owes to us Native Americans for centuries of mistreatment."

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[rktman]

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