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Buttigieg Has Plan to Curb Illegal Immigration [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/10/2019 10:47:30 AM PST by John Semmens

In a bid for Latino votes, Democratic presidential candidate South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg proposed that "we end the artificial immigration crisis by returning the land stolen from Mexico by US aggression during the mid 1800s. It's unconscionable that the Trump Administration is persecuting Mexicans who are only trying to recover their own stolen property."

"If California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas were to be ceded back to Mexico there would be no incentive for Latinos to try to illegally enter the United States," Buttigieg claimed. "And all of the buildings Americans erected on the stolen lands could be expropriated by the Mexican government for the benefit of the Mexican people."

Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Chad Wolf called the Buttigieg proposal "ill-conceived. First, the land in question was not stolen from Mexico. Texas successfully fought for independence from Mexico in 1836 and later petitioned to become a state. In 1848 after the Mexican-American War the US Government paid Mexico for the rest of the remaining states mentioned by the Mayor."

"Second, the main accomplishment of the redrawing of the border north of where it is now wouldn't be a solution for illegal immigration into the United States," Wolf said. "It would just move the invaders closer to the heartland of the United States. The current residents of the ceded land would be subjected to the whims of a corrupt Mexican government. Those living near the new border on the US side would be on the new front lines of the invasion from the south. I don't think American voters would approve of Buttigieg's plan if he said it in English to a more ethnically diversified audience."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=384854.0


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: border; illegals; mexico; satire

1 posted on 12/10/2019 10:47:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

South Bend’s population are leaving in droves. So maybe if illegals were sent there, they also would leave.


2 posted on 12/10/2019 10:50:13 AM PST by marron
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To: John Semmens

Irony: Mayor of “South Bend”.


3 posted on 12/10/2019 10:52:00 AM PST by Gman
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t steal them, won them in war.


4 posted on 12/10/2019 10:55:01 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens

I doubt the president has authority to surrender U.S. territory to a foreign power.


5 posted on 12/10/2019 11:03:34 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Gman

Yup. The fag was meant to be there..


6 posted on 12/10/2019 11:05:45 AM PST by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
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To: John Semmens
“If California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas were to be ceded back to Mexico...”

Must be a descendant of Arthur Zimmermann.

7 posted on 12/10/2019 11:18:09 AM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL! Great work!

Remember the Alamo!

Remember the republic?


8 posted on 12/10/2019 11:26:08 AM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: John Semmens

I’m on board for giving back California - Shortcut to making America great again !!!!


9 posted on 12/10/2019 11:54:31 AM PST by 11th_VA
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To: John Semmens
Isn't that a half a$$ measure?
I thought the Democrat platform was to make all immigration legal, hence no more illegal immigration. /s

10 posted on 12/10/2019 11:55:13 AM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: John Semmens

The press loves Buttigieg. And they are purposely holding Biden on top so Buttigieg is sheltered from the front runners status. The reality is that he is leading in the first two states. And if Biden ends up getting forth or fifth in those states he is gone. The fact that Biden is ahead in national polls means nothing since those over poll California and New York and include republican states.

Buttigieg is a swamp monster. He has twelve years experience as an intelligence officer. And his father was a Russian Language Professor for Notre Dame. The swamp is very interested in him. Because they know that he will look very favorably at their spying operations around the world. Expect him to be the last man standing in the end because the media will ignore others like Yang, Gabberd and Bloomberg. The media is trying to kill those they don’t like by ignoring them.


11 posted on 12/10/2019 12:24:48 PM PST by poinq
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To: BitWielder1

Don’t forget, Buttigieg is a “moderate” Democrat.


12 posted on 12/10/2019 12:51:28 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: marron

Buttplug is goin g threaten them with sodomy


13 posted on 12/10/2019 2:03:53 PM PST by okie 54
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To: John Semmens

Let me guess.

Make it not illegal and voila, the illegal immigration problem is solved.


14 posted on 12/10/2019 6:39:31 PM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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