Dilbert Predicted Biden Offer of V.P.'ship to Kamala Harris

Scott Adams "Dilbert" - "LoserThink" ^ | 12/04/2019 | Scott Adams

[CharlesOConnell]

Episode 746 Scott Adams: Mean Girl World Leaders, Yang and Whipped Cream, Kamala as VP

[SunkenCiv]

Makes him look good, but she'll turn him down in some insulting manner, which will, ta-dah, make him look good. Joe knows what he's doing. Sometimes.

• Biden says he would consider Harris for vice presidential slot

[alternatives?]

“all I could do is burn lobster red at the beach.”

I am sure you know this but be on the lookout for first signs of skin cancer. Not a good way to go.

[Grampa Dave]

I just ordered his book.

[alternatives?]

At this stage almost all the candidates would say they would consider Harris as a potential VP in order to attract Harris’s supporters (however few there are). It would probably look insincere for Tulsi to do so however.

[The Truth Will Make You Free]

I have a theory Adams called Trump early on knowing he’d win either way. Trump wins, he’s an expert prognosticator using an influence-based model. Trump loses, no one remembers and/or he calls it humor. He’s been wrong a lot since then. It’s kind of like Nate Silver who got one election right but has continual misses with some wins since. Oh... Adams believes he (and everyone else) is a simulation.

[kearnyirish2]

She underperformed because blacks know she has no street cred; if she is on a ticket as VP, it is to attract white liberals.

[Ancesthntr]

That’ll work out well - Joe likes to fondle younger women, and Headboard Harris likes to be fondled and more. It appears that they would, if elected, be the President and Vice President who had the closest relationship of all of the pairings over the last 230 years.

[Ancesthntr]

“This is just the best idea I can think of. She did so well in the primaries I am sure she will bring a lot to the ticket. All 5%.”

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C’mon, lighten up a little bit. She’s going to ensure that California doesn’t vote for Trump, and possibly even New York and Illinois. Don’t underestimate Headboard Harris!

[dead]

From Day One, I predicted that Kamala was always running for the second spot. She hoped for a better showing to make her more attractive, but a white guy is gonna need a black woman this go round, and, other than Shirley from What's Happening, she's the only option available. Unless Cory comes out of his glass closet. She's the mocha for his joe.

[Ancesthntr]

I have a friend in New York who was born in South Africa. He’s got red hair and freckles galore, and burns when you even mention the word, “Sun.” Of course, now he is a citizen, and I’ve advised him to always identify as an African American. He is literally telling the truth when he does so, unlike all of the descendants of slaves in this country. Kind of like all of those folks on Whidby Island in WA identifying as “Pacific Islanders.”

[Kickass Conservative]

Waiting for the first brave Journalist to ask Biden how Harris can be his Running Mate since she is ineligible because she is NOT a Natural Born Citizen.

When he answers, she was born her, the follow up question should be, so you believe that a Child born on US Soil to an Illegal Invader can also serve as POTUS?

Biden should be mumbling about his hairy legs about then.

[Zathras]

Harris or Spartacus.
Neither will help him win the nomination.

[Sergio]

Podcast bookmark.

[PghBaldy]

[Tucker39]

One of my pet peeves. These intellectuals think by adding an appostrophe they’re making something plural; when what they’re really doing is making it singular possessive.