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FBI Conspirator Boasts of Destroying the Republic [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/30/2019 12:52:37 AM PST by John Semmens

The more that is revealed about the deep state plotters against President Trump the more their loathsomeness is confirmed. We learned that in 2016 then FBI Special Agent Peter Strzok emailed his illicit paramour, FBI lawyer Lisa Page, to reassure her that the Agency had "an insurance policy" designed to undermine a Trump presidency. Then we learned that in January of 2017 Mark Zaid, the attorney for the "whistleblower" that sparked the House impeachment hearings against Trump, tweeted "the coup has begun." This week, Kevin Clinesmith, the FBI lawyer accused of falsifying the FISA warrant used to authorize spying on the Trump campaign and presidency, texted "I have initiated the destruction of the Republic!" to his illicit paramour, FBI lawyer Sally Moyer.

While the participants in the covert action against the Trump campaign and presidency purport to be the "true patriots," their electronic trail of words imparts a more sinister objective. Secret police meddling in an election and efforts to conduct a coup and destroy our republican form of government are the kinds of behavior we so justly objected to when carried out by goons in service to the communist dictatorships behind the Iron Curtain. Interestingly, their self-justifications are often couched in terms of "saving our democracy." Remember, though, that the oppressive communist regimes routinely touted themselves as "people's democratic republics."

Head inquisitor of Congress' anti-Trump efforts, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif), brushed aside the sinister emails, tweets, and texts, insisting that "all they show is the noble intent of those in our intelligence agencies against a man representing the most serious threat in our nation's history. Similar comments were made by our nation's leaders during the fight to defeat the Nazis. They deserve our gratitude, not the kind of undeserved scrutiny that Trump and his fellow criminals are trying to inflict on them."

Meanwhile, over in the Senate, self-professed "undecided and impartial prospective impeachment juror" Sen. Chris Coons (D-Del) says he "will carefully weigh the evidence," but lamented "the disheartening lack of votes for conviction and removal of President Trump." Coons contends that "the direct evidence quoting the President as refusing a 'quid pro quo' does not outweigh the testimony of the diplomatic witnesses who say that their perception was that a 'quid pro quo' was what they thought he wanted. The fact that 95% of the media agrees with this perception is, in my opinion, a pretty definitive demonstration of guilt."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/272584-2019-11-30-semi-news-semi-satire-december-1-2019-edition.htm


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: coup; democrats; fbi; impeachment; satire; trump; tyranny

1 posted on 11/30/2019 12:52:37 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 11/30/2019 12:54:35 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I almost missed the satirical part of this one, John!


3 posted on 11/30/2019 3:01:36 AM PST by Fireone (Build the gallows first, then the wall!)
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To: John Semmens

Yeah, reality trumps your satire on this one.


4 posted on 11/30/2019 5:55:18 AM PST by kallisti (OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC)
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To: John Semmens

The BEST line: The fact that 95% of the media agrees with this perception is, in my opinion, a pretty definitive demonstration of guilt.”

Wonderful!


5 posted on 11/30/2019 12:57:20 PM PST by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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