Skip to comments.New Dem Prez Candidate Triples Support in One Week [semi-satire]
Posted on 11/23/2019 10:02:12 AM PST by John Semmens
What some observers saw as a bad sign for his newly announced bid to become the Democratic Partys 2020 presidential nominee, former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick saw as an encouraging start on the road to victory.
While only two people showed up to hear him speak at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Patrick pointed out that this is three times the number of supporters I had last week. If I can sustain this pace Ill have more than three billion supporters by May of next year and be headed toward a landslide win in the 2020 election.
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Math is not Deval’s strong suit it would seem.
My apologies. Forgot this was a spoof, and I got spoofed!
Maybe not. Before the Morehouse College “speech”, he had 1 supporter (himself). After the “speech”, he had 3 supporters, himself and the 2 people that were paid to attend.
Still, I suspect that he is close to reaching the limits of his supporters.
Thanks. I always liked those word puzzles where you have to twist and turn and read between the lines to get the right answer, or right as defined by the author.
2 people made a wrong turn ,they were looking for the bathroom
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