Skip to comments.California Enacts Anti-Voter Suppression Law [semi-satire]
Posted on 10/16/2019 11:09:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a new law that will allow voters to register on election day at any polling place in the state. According to the Governor, this will overcome some serious deficiencies that previously held the number of ballots cast below what couldve been achieved.
Among the deficiencies cited by the Governor were the disenfranchisement of procrastinators. Why should people who cant plan ahead be barred from voting? Under this law, anyone can wait until the final hour and still be allowed to vote. Another defect of previous law was its failure to adequately allow for enthusiastic voters to have a say as great as their passion. Under the new law, a person with the dedication and energy would be allowed to register and vote at as many polling locations he or she could reach during the 30 day period in which votes are allowed to be cast. Why shouldnt people who feel strongly be accorded a greater weight in the decision than those who are just going through the motions to cast a single ballot each election cycle?
Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger exuded enthusiasm for the new rules, saying I will cast as many votes as I can for Sen. Warren. Her vision for the future of America is how we keep America number one.
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