Posted on 10/15/2019 9:45:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
Frustrated that he was unable to prevent President Trump from holding a campaign rally in Minneapolis, Mayor Jacob Frey took action to bar porta-potties from being set up outside the arena for use by the overflow crowd or those there to demonstrate against Trump.
The provision of portable toilets is the very definition of treason in the US Constitution, Frey contended. And I quote Treason against the United States, shall consist of giving enemies aid and comfort. The whole purpose of these facilities is to give aid and comfort. In fact, they are also known as comfort stations. Since Trump and his supporters are enemies of our democracy any step that would discomfort them seems to me to be both inherently justified and required.
Asked about the discomfort inflicted on the anti-Trump demonstrators, Grey expressed regret, but pointed out that in war there sometimes is collateral damage. I think our Anti-Fa friends understand this and will, in revolutionary fashion, relieve themselves on the streets as are our fellow revolutionaries in San Francisco and Los Angeles. So, were confident that most of the suffering will occur in the ranks of the deplorables.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2019/10/12/nba-distances-itself-from-hong-kong-proteste/
I thought mayors represent everybody.
If the homeless can crap in the streets, might as well force everyone to do the same.
In reality, it never happened.
In reality, it never happened.
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I know I know but it seemed like a real thing and would be exactly what the idiot of Minneapolis would do (and a lot of other idiot mayors)
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