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If a Fruit Fly flies into a glass of wine, do you keep on drinking or do you dump it out?

Posted on 10/10/2019 3:59:20 PM PDT by SamAdams76

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To: abb

Plus, he’s all protein.


61 posted on 10/10/2019 5:17:44 PM PDT by OregonRancher (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints)
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To: al baby

Yeah, Murano is quite possibly best car I’ve ever had. Six cylinders gets me out on the Merritt at 60mph in about four seconds. Shocks are definitely the weak point - feel every bump.


62 posted on 10/10/2019 5:18:58 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76

Hell, the fly is added protein!


63 posted on 10/10/2019 5:19:34 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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If a Fruit Fly flies into a glass of wine, do you keep on drinking or do you dump it out?

Some people dump it out.

Some people fish out the fruit fly and drink the wine.

Some people drink the wine, fruit fly and all.

Me, I take the little bastard, smack it against the edge of the wine glass, and yell "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

64 posted on 10/10/2019 5:20:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: SamAdams76

Whatever you do, you better make your mind up quick because all the time you’re considering the thing, the little bugger is swallowing.


65 posted on 10/10/2019 5:21:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: al baby

I dip the tip of my finger in, fish it out, then flick it away and yell, “Buy your own, freeloader!” That damn box wine ain’t cheap, and October was a pretty good month last year.


66 posted on 10/10/2019 5:22:41 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: outofsalt
I'm really liking the books so far. Not a big fantasy fan overall. I've read Tolkien, a little Lewis Carroll but I'm not big into dragons, dwarfs, magic and such.

But this series by George RR Martin is very well written. He does a great job with the Tyrion Lannister character. A pretty cool dwarf that I would like to share a beer with. A flagon of beer.

67 posted on 10/10/2019 5:23:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: SkyDancer

That’s just protein.


68 posted on 10/10/2019 5:24:57 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (It's Ok to be white.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

You know I’ve traveled a bit and have had the pleasure of many types of beer.
I am in a crossroad. ..Redhook out of Setac or Asahi Super Dry. ..

Hey you German beer lovers.. ..


69 posted on 10/10/2019 5:26:26 PM PDT by redshawk (Willie's Whore was bused......oh my...lying pig)
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To: SamAdams76

You just flick it across the table, and let the person sitting over there worry about it.

70 posted on 10/10/2019 5:26:59 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: SamAdams76

As I’m extracting the little bugger, I yell...”I’m not sharing”...and then add a little more wine to my glass to compensate for his stealing


71 posted on 10/10/2019 5:27:32 PM PDT by goodnesswins (Want to know your family genealogy? Run for political office.)
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To: SamAdams76

Fruit flies in my wine? If I am hungry or have already had a couple glasses I will leave them in and enjoy the protein rush.


72 posted on 10/10/2019 5:28:15 PM PDT by Disambiguator ("Progressives" want government in action. Conservatives want government inaction.)
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To: SamAdams76

I had a fly dive into my soda at Carl’s Jr. I don’t blame him one bit. It was a hot muggy day. We were both thirsty and hot. If I were a fly like him, I would have done the same.
I used my straw to push him under the ice cubes. Then I threw my drink out. Got a new free one from the cashier.
I know its not fancy wine but that’s what I did.


73 posted on 10/10/2019 5:35:23 PM PDT by Redcitizen (Tagline not secure.)
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To: SamAdams76

Regarding the squirrel, there was a news story just in the past day or so abt a lady who smelled a burnt odor in her car - they uncovered the engine block and found dozens of walnuts. She had been curious why the walnut harvest looked a little sparse under the tree.


74 posted on 10/10/2019 5:41:44 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: hawgwalker

Yup - Protein!


75 posted on 10/10/2019 5:46:08 PM PDT by twyn1
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To: SamAdams76

Depends on the wine.


76 posted on 10/10/2019 5:47:41 PM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: SamAdams76
Always cover the bottle. Put the cork back in. Never leave an open bottle just sitting there.

Two times--one week apart--I chewed up a fly that had gotten into the bottle when I wasn't looking.

77 posted on 10/10/2019 5:59:00 PM PDT by Savage Beast ( They are so sick that hearing the truth confidently expressed causes them to hate. ~Rush Limbaugh)
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You get a spoon and fish it out. In the absence of a spoon, you drink it down as far as possible and toss the bottom portion still (all going to plan) containing the intruder, and in my experience, you should be able to drink most of it before that needs to happen.


78 posted on 10/10/2019 6:12:22 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Nobody reads this anyway so here's my password: *************)
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To: redshawk; Lazamataz

Call me a trend follower, but I am a YUUUUGE fan of IPA. I am currently consuming a glass of The Moon Under Water’s Tranquility IPA.

82 IBU’s: It grabs the back of your tongue and tries to drag it down to your tummy, I love it!

As for the fly, Laz and I are of a mind. If that doesn’t work, the fly goes down the hatch with ANY libation I am consuming.

I’m a cheap boogerhead..


79 posted on 10/10/2019 6:17:22 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: SamAdams76

Not to change the subject but...we just got a 2018 Murano and we love it! They come with so many options that are extra on many cars, plus they look awesome!


80 posted on 10/10/2019 6:19:17 PM PDT by Prince of Space (UNBORN LIVES MATTER!)
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