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Dems Assail Scrutiny of Their Business Dealings [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Oct 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/05/2019 10:12:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

Revelations that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s son, like former Vice-President Joe Biden’s son, had a cozy deal with a Ukrainian oil company bolstered her determination to press ahead with impeachment of President Trump. “There is a clear pattern of abuse of power here,” the Speaker alleged. “As President Trump knows, the compensation paid to members of Congress is far below adequate for their station in life. Yet, he viciously attacks the time-honored means that every other administration has accepted to overcome this inequity.”

“Trump has billions of dollars with which to support the members of his family—giving cushy jobs to his two moron sons,” Pelosi contended. “Those of us who are less privileged have, as members of Congress have historically done, pulled a few strings to try to help our sons to enjoy a better life. To imply that these actions are scandalous goes outside the bounds of normal practice. It could not be clearer that the removal of Trump from power is imperative.”

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) chimed in to point out that “it’s not only our children who are being threatened by Trump. The minimal kickbacks I’ve been receiving from the music industry have also been unfairly criticized. For anyone to suggest that my actions toward this industry might in any way be influenced by the small campaign donations I have received or the parties that I have thrown using some of this money unfairly implies that I am corrupt. These are normal transactions for a person in my position.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/10/05/dems-assail-scrutiny-of-their-business-dealings/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; corruption; nadler; pelosi; satire; trump; ukraine

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