Posted on 09/02/2019 10:33:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
A story that former Vice-President Joe Biden tried to tell during a New Hampshire campaign stop in which he got virtually every detail wrong—the time, the location, the act, the medal, the military branch, the rank of the hero, and his own role in the ceremony–”was not a gaffe,” he insisted.
“Look, in every war heroic actions are taken by somebody, somewhere, at some time,” Biden pointed out. “Does it really matter whether it was a soldier or sailor? Does it really matter what his or her rank was? The point is that medals for bravery are given out and I was at one of these ceremonies during my term as vice-president. This is why voters should support my campaign to be the next president.”
The former Veep went on to accuse the Trump campaign of “using this kind of hate speech against me in order to divert attention from his cruelty toward children. In none of his campaign appearances has Trump ever caressed the shoulders, sniffed the hair, or whispered in the ear of any child. He demonstrates indifference toward these young people. I, on the other hand, make sure I give youngsters the attention that shows I have the insight to sense their craving for the type of physical contact that assures them I can be trusted to do whatever it takes to make them feel good about themselves and America.”
In related news, candidate for the 2020 Democratic Party’s presidential nomination Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren vowed she “won’t let Trump get ‘handsy’ with me in the debates like he did with Hillary in 2016.” While there is no evidence that Trump ever laid a hand on Sec. Clinton in any of their televised debates, Warren insisted that “neither is there any evidence that he colluded with Russia or obstructed justice, but we all know that he did. Moral certainty must trump facts when it comes to making as important a decision as who will be the next president of the United States.”
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I misread that as:
Biden Insists Mangled Story “Not a Giraffe”
Legend in his own piss ant mind.....what a nut case.
Not a “gaff.” It’s an “episode.”
Does it really matter which President pins a medal on a soldier or a sailor who did something or other that was brave? Does it really matter what that person did to get a medal? Whatever it was, it was brave and he got a medal for it. So I’m Joe Biden. I can pin a medal on a soldier or a sailor or a merchant marine just as good as the current President, Vladimir Putin, could, and I’ll make sure to do that as soon as there’s another war with a uniformy guy doing something brave in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4RNi4hjwxs
Does it really matter whether it was a soldier or sailor? Does it really matter what his or her rank was?
Does it really matter if you push the nuclear button by mistake, Joe, you mega putz?
Biden has been a flaming Ahole all his life. What’s different now?
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